[“Stupidity is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last kobo to your pastor to buy a jet……. Mumu is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive school which your children will never attend….. Ignorance is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, and yet he enjoys all the best things in the world, the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own….. Ewu is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has an headache…. Kolo mental is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 Naira out of the 5000 Naira in your pocket bcos it is your tithe money….. You are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slowing driving along the road….. Stop worshiping your pastors!!! They are human beings like you, they don’t have no power! If they had the power they claim they have, Nigeria would not be the way it is……..!If you don’t like what I have said argue with ur keyboard. And don’t insult me cause I know most off you are been Brain washed by there pastors …..wise up Nigerians even the white men that brought Christianity to Africa don’t do it that way #PastorPM#husbandmaterial #FatherOfSnakes ? #PythonLover]

Controversial club owner, Pretty Mike recently admonished Nigerians who give out money to pastors even when they barely have enough to desist from doing this.

In his words;
“Stupidity is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last kobo to your pastor to buy a jet……. Mumu is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive school which your children will never attend….. Ignorance is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, and yet he enjoys all the best things in the world, the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own….. Ewu is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has an headache…. Kolo mental is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 Naira out of the 5000 Naira in your pocket bcos it is your tithe money….. You are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slowing driving along the road….. Stop worshiping your pastors!!! They are human beings like you, they don’t have no power! If they had the power they claim they have, Nigeria would not be the way it is……..!
If you don’t like what I have said argue with ur keyboard. And don’t insult me cause I know most off you are been Brain washed by there pastors …..wise up Nigerians even the white men that brought Christianity to Africa don’t do it that way #PastorPM#husbandmaterial #FatherOfSnakes ? #PythonLover

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Posted: at 17-08-2017 01:01 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero

YOU HAVE SAID IT ALL

Posted: at 17-08-2017 01:07 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Pretty Mike, I wish you are Nigeria Information Minister. Unfortunately,  we have a liar in that sit who lies and never say the truth like you. His name is like himself...Liar Mohamed.

Posted: at 17-08-2017 01:12 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming

ITS YOUR MONEY DO AS U PLEASE...NOT ANYONE BIZ...MUMU FELLOW TAKING PANADOL FOR ANY PERSON HEADACHE

Posted: at 17-08-2017 01:40 PM (6 years ago) | Hero

I just read something written by someone that has brain. Nice one

Posted: at 17-08-2017 01:42 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na so my brother

Posted: at 17-08-2017 02:15 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac

You dont judge a book by the cover. I never knew Pretty Mike would be someone with so much intelligence and truth in him.

Posted: at 17-08-2017 02:34 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero

You dont judge a book by the cover. I never knew Pretty Mike would be someone with so much intelligence and truth in him.

Everyone in Nigeria and in Biafra nation should hear this truth. So clear and well stated.

Posted: at 17-08-2017 03:01 PM (6 years ago) | Newbie

ITS YOUR MONEY DO AS U PLEASE...NOT ANYONE BIZ...MUMU FELLOW TAKING PANADOL FOR ANY PERSON HEADACHE

If ur brain uses tiger batteries pls do well and replace it cos ur brain is in a state of aberrant.

Posted: at 17-08-2017 03:06 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

If ur brain uses tiger batteries pls do well and replace it cos ur brain is in a state of aberrant.

 

Posted: at 17-08-2017 03:37 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming

Nice talk.. But ode is also when you chain two girls bringing them around like dogs, mumu is also when you carry feeding bottle meant for infant babies around.. Good to have your brain back to normal.

Posted: at 17-08-2017 03:43 PM (6 years ago) | Hero

 

WHAT THIS GUY SAID AINT FUNNY..HE IS A DUMB ASS...

Posted: at 17-08-2017 03:51 PM (6 years ago) | Hero

If ur brain uses tiger batteries pls do well and replace it cos ur brain is in a state of aberrant.

U R STILL TAKING PANADOL FOR MY HEADACHE...UR BRAIN WILL SOON EXPIRE

Posted: at 17-08-2017 03:52 PM (6 years ago) | Hero

Pretty Mike, In Fact I Will Buy You A Keg Of Fresh Palmwine For This Brilliant Write-up.Oh Oh Oh Nagode!Nawaa O!

Posted: at 17-08-2017 05:57 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac

abeg oga carry ur feeding bottle go suck somewhere

Posted: at 17-08-2017 06:21 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Be careful so  that u will not stumble with your mouth

Posted: at 17-08-2017 06:33 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming

Be careful so  that u will not stumble with your mouth

Posted: at 17-08-2017 06:35 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming

God bless you Mr Poster. Unfortunately, we have many people already brainwashed enough not to read between the lines. I was a visitor at MFM one day when somebody asked the pastor "Is it good and acceptable to use one's tithe and offering to feed a neighbor's children who are starving of hunger?". The pastor said, "no, it's not good and acceptable, because the bible did not command us to spend the money meant for the church, re-iterating that the church should be allowed to spend its own the money". That was the first and last day of my visit/ties with that church.  I read the same bible and I know God wants us to do more good than bringing tithes and offering to the church.

Posted: at 18-08-2017 01:07 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac

So this man is very intelligent like this,is he not the guy they said is overtaking advantage of young ladies because he's rich?

Posted: at 18-08-2017 02:23 AM (6 years ago) | Upcoming

what ever they called you , pretty fool or fool mike, You are sick, and need deliverance, your mouth will soon put into destruction and disappoint you and your hand will soon fail you, since you have chosen to insult the men of God, your days are numbered. you think you have money, don't worry we will hear your story, whether you give money to pastors or not the church and pastors will continue the work of God, you fool, go and read the book of Luke 12, your days are numbered, since you have left your stupid nudity and prostitute business to insult God and His savants. very soon you will hear from your maker. fool you have mouth to talk nonsense about the God's work and His savants, your foolishness has redirected your foolish brain to your destruction.

Posted: at 18-08-2017 07:14 AM (6 years ago) | Newbie

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