work thru the holidays

jammed printer

Posted: at 4-12-2007 04:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dismantle all the parts and put them back again.....




no more ice in the fridge

Posted: at 4-12-2007 04:34 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Put off the fridge completely


i am feeling cold

Posted: at 4-12-2007 05:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

stay in Anchorage




feeling too hot...

Posted: at 4-12-2007 05:12 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

get some tan

Late for a meeting

Posted: at 4-12-2007 05:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

simply don't attend the meeting...whats the worst thing that could happen...?



keep on falling in love with the wrong person

Posted: at 4-12-2007 05:16 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hire a chopper


headache

Posted: at 4-12-2007 05:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

detach ur head from ur body....trust me,it works!!!




Addicted to chocolates

Posted: at 4-12-2007 05:32 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

join the gangs of the chocolate factory.....

lost my keys again

Posted: at 4-12-2007 06:35 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

if its ur car key sell d car, and if ur house key sell it off


toothache

Posted: at 4-12-2007 07:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Have a non-dentist take the teeth off...

Always late for work

Posted: at 4-12-2007 07:27 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

don't come at all.....



can't stay in crowded places

Posted: at 5-12-2007 03:47 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Go to the market always


Cant think well

Posted: at 5-12-2007 02:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

jump in a well


Tired of going to school

Posted: at 5-12-2007 09:24 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

drop out

Can't remember the combination to my locker at work...

Posted: at 5-12-2007 11:55 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

throw ur locker in a river and let the spirits of the river unlock it for u.....



alway miss the bus

Posted: at 6-12-2007 04:11 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

get a bicycle


spendthrift

Posted: at 6-12-2007 11:24 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

donate ur money to the poor and needy


always job hopping

Posted: at 6-12-2007 11:36 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

tie down their ass


laziness

Posted: at 6-12-2007 12:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

get a dog

day dreaming

Posted: at 6-12-2007 02:00 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

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