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BRITISH WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her good night.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 
Third date: Wedding night.

NIGERIA WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive handset.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date: You get to fill her phone,take her shopping or pay her school fee.
Tenth Date: You caught her kissing another guy and Meanwhile she still
claim he was her cousine.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend
and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of
your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home
along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are Killed by a suicide Bomber
No third date.
 

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Posted: at 27-09-2010 06:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 27-09-2010 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 27-09-2010 05:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 28-09-2010 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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