Let's Play a game Perfect Answers to stupid Questions. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride

Waitin by the road for a cab and a guy drove to you, still asking (Q)are you waiting for a ride?
(A)no,i'm counting the passing cars.

Coughin, Q-do u hv cough ANS-no am doin voice training

Imagine someone sees u coming back 4rm sch. Question:r u back 4rm sch. Ans:no i am just testin d uniform 2 c hw it fits

meet a friend the same queue boarding a flight to Abj. The idiat asks "are u going to abuja"? No, I wan snap pishure for runway...

Q: Do u guys have airports in Nigeria
A: I don't know, My black ass swam all the way to the U.S.

A guy see my profile picture and still tell me Question: I love this your babe, is she your babe??
Answer: No, she's my mum.

You make a post and some people still ask: What is this?
Answer: Your final exams.

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Posted: at 8-11-2010 03:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

gud one

Posted: at 8-11-2010 05:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thanks my mad friend....

Posted: at 8-11-2010 07:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thanks my mad friend....

lol

Posted: at 8-11-2010 08:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ur mama dey mad

Posted: at 8-11-2010 08:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahahaha,funny.bode leave Arab alone ooo

Posted: at 8-11-2010 08:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

hahahahaha,funny.bode leave Arab alone ooo

i wan show me say e mama dey mad

Posted: at 8-11-2010 08:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Omolanwa Werelabi Arab

Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:19 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok

Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

wetin dey ok you oo terryg?

Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin dey ok you oo terryg?

notting ooo my guy where u go since?

Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

bodeniyi love pls ooooooooooooooo

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

everybody na your love...

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

everybody na your love...

haba u be my love now. no one like you

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Omotoyoso.... you don dey get crush on me.. shey??

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Omotoyoso.... you don dey get crush on me.. shey??

oh baby kristanus and federico dey jealous if not i for invite you come chop dinner for my place.

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Omotoyoso.... you don dey get crush on me.. shey??

oh baby kristanus and federico dey jealous if not i for invite you come chop dinner for my place.

shebi you no dey hear word...
never, ever address me as a baby. shey you fit born me?

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Omotoyoso.... you don dey get crush on me.. shey??

oh baby kristanus and federico dey jealous if not i for invite you come chop dinner for my place.

Dinner??? wetin you sabi cook? hot water!?

Omotoyoso.... you don dey get crush on me.. shey??

oh baby kristanus and federico dey jealous if not i for invite you come chop dinner for my place.

shebi you no dey hear word...
never, ever address me as a baby. shey you fit born me?

Lol, Mr. Kris don dey para ooo...

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

everybody na your love...

dey born her on valentine day so she dey open her heart 4 everybody.

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

kristanus dear, you no withiout you no me, y you con dey vez now. pls let me cool you down with a nice kisssssssss

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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