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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.

Back at home for a few days, the bride called her mother.

"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful dirty four-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home! Please, Mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words has he been using?"

"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home! Please, Mama!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, Mama ... words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

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Posted: at 25-01-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

broz, leave woman matter jare... everytin about dem na fake.
fake hair; fake eyez; fake skin; every-every... abeg tell us another joke..

Posted: at 25-01-2011 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

yes o..infact fake love,dem go flash am come take am back

Posted: at 25-01-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yes o..infact fake love,dem go flash am come take am back

heheheheheheheeee...
e be like say you don buy plenty fake thingz from dem before... experience jare..

Posted: at 25-01-2011 11:22 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 25-01-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yes o..infact fake love,dem go flash am come take am back

heheheheheheheeee...
e be like say you don buy plenty fake thingz from dem before... experience jare..

liv them,na card we dey play but dem no knw sey na me get the joker 4 hand

Posted: at 25-01-2011 12:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

funmi dear, i no say you no dey fake me...

Posted: at 25-01-2011 12:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

k

Posted: at 25-01-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

fake kristanus007777777777777777777777

Posted: at 25-01-2011 01:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

fake kristanus007777777777777777777777

this is reality for you....

Posted: at 25-01-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

ok

Posted: at 25-01-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

huh!
you na woman abi man...?

Posted: at 25-01-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

both

Posted: at 25-01-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

ok

Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

lol

Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

I think she 4got one critical 4 letter word.....FCUK

Posted: at 25-01-2011 07:09 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

I think she 4got one critical 4 letter word.....FCUK

Posted: at 25-01-2011 07:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

hehehehe

Posted: at 25-01-2011 07:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lols..or u wanna re-arrange d words?

Posted: at 26-01-2011 07:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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