Let's have fun at the expense or our mama's. lol. Make up funny jokes about your moms and have fun with it nothing personal.

Let me start off.

Your Mama  Is So Fat

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

she could be the eighth continent.

she nearly put Safeway out of business

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

her fave food is seconds.

her belt size is Equator.

she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

she shows up on radar.

she needs a map to find her butt.

she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

she wears an asteroid belt.

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Posted: at 6-01-2008 08:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yo momma is so fat,she can't even feed a whole chatroom

Posted: at 6-01-2008 12:00 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

You mama is hairy they have to use a lawn mower to trim her hair

Posted: at 6-01-2008 05:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yo mama is so dumb that an orange juice carton said concentrate and she stood there staring at it.........

Posted: at 6-01-2008 05:17 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yo Moma So Poor they put her photo on food stamps.

Posted: at 6-01-2008 05:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs.

Posted: at 6-01-2008 05:26 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yo mama so poor she uses fork to drink cereal to save milk

Posted: at 6-01-2008 05:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yo momma’s so greasy, she’s labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.

Posted: at 6-01-2008 06:03 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yo mama so so fat they made her a continent

Posted: at 6-01-2008 06:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Posted: at 6-01-2008 06:06 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yo mama so fat her legs is in two different continents

Posted: at 6-01-2008 10:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ur momma is so dumb,she failed a survey...

Posted: at 7-01-2008 02:48 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yo mama is so fat the weather man has to predict her movements for the weather.

Posted: at 7-01-2008 03:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ur momma is so fat,she sits on the TV and watches the Couch......

Posted: at 7-01-2008 03:32 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

your mama so old she left her purse in noah's ark

Posted: at 7-01-2008 03:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ur momma is so old,she sat behind Jesus in Third grade

Posted: at 7-01-2008 03:36 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

your mama so old she owes moses some money

Posted: at 7-01-2008 03:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yo momma so dumb she tried to put M-n-M’s in alphabetical order

Posted: at 7-01-2008 06:18 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house and she we to go get a ladder

Posted: at 8-01-2008 05:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yo MAMA so stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

Posted: at 8-01-2008 05:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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