"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.

"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'"

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Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:04 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Waris dis

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:11 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Waris dis

Exactly what u fink, u son of a b**ch

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

bia poster  shey mad woman play with ur dick? no insult pls

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Waris dis

Exactly what u fink, u son of a b**ch

na fight abi u smoke dry bone???

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:41 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Waris dis

Exactly what u fink, u son of a b**ch

Hey pls watch ur tongue, u dont av 2 b rude. He only asked a question

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:47 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

ook

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

bia poster  shey mad woman play with ur dick? no insult pls

Na mad woman ass u lick na, see ur dry head

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

lol, na wisdom make am like dat,unlike urs

Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

lol, na wisdom make am like dat,unlike urs

Well done mr wisdom

Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:06 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Poster u yeye well well

Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Poster u yeye well well

Ehya sowi ehen, try go see ur native doctor.

Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

huh? lol

Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

yeye full here

Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

huh?

Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

tombo 

Posted: at 29-09-2011 05:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

huh?

Posted: at 29-09-2011 06:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

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