During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

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Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:56 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

  nice one

Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

nice one.

Posted: at 20-10-2011 07:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

U try

Posted: at 20-10-2011 08:58 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ok old

Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:45 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

I pass

Posted: at 21-10-2011 10:18 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

another

Posted: at 21-10-2011 10:22 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u try small

Posted: at 21-10-2011 10:33 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ok

Posted: at 21-10-2011 10:51 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hmmn

Posted: at 21-10-2011 11:07 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

this is very applicable in nigeria

Posted: at 21-10-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

she hear.

Posted: at 21-10-2011 11:24 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

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