A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, ‘It’s Dark in here.’
The man says, ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy: ‘I have a baseball.’
Man: ‘That’s nice’
Boy: ‘Want to buy it?’
Man: ‘No, thanks.’
Boy: ‘My Dad’s outside.’
Man: ‘OK, how much?’
Boy: ‘$250′
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‘It’s Dark in here.’
Man: ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy: ‘I have a baseball glove.’
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘How much?’
Boy: ‘$750′
Man: ‘Sold.’

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, ‘Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.’

The boy says, ‘I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.’

The Dad asks, ‘How much did you sell them for?’
Boy: ‘$1,000′

The Dad says, ‘That’s terrible to over charge your friends like that…Those prices were more than those two things cost. I’m taking you to church, to confession.’

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‘It’s Dark in here.’
The priest says, ‘Don’t start that shit again; you’re in my closet now.’


Note before; this is just a joke.

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Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:38 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

copy cat

Posted: at 30-11-2011 01:47 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master

copy cat

Posted: at 30-11-2011 01:48 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 1-12-2011 03:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

yes now

Posted: at 1-12-2011 04:10 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master

Hilarious

Posted: at 22-02-2012 12:57 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 22-02-2012 05:54 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Copied or not... It's interesting!

some one posted this same topic before him

Posted: at 22-02-2012 06:41 AM (12 years ago) | Grande Master

God catch him
note:imam or alhaji can also b catch in d act

Posted: at 22-02-2012 11:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

PLEASE TAKE YOUR JOKES SOMEWHERE NOT HERE.

Posted: at 22-02-2012 10:05 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

God catch him
note:imam or alhaji can also b catch in d act

Note:imam or alhaji could also b CAUGHT in d act.

Posted: at 22-02-2012 10:08 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

[HMMMMMM]

HMMMMMM

Posted: at 30-06-2012 06:45 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

not interested

Posted: at 8-02-2013 12:57 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

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