5 Ways to Achieve Instant Fame on Naijapals

Date: 19-02-2010 9:10 am (11 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer
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- at 19-02-2010 09:10 AM (11 years ago)
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5 Ways to Achieve Instant Fame on Naijapals

Many times we all want to be famous and recognized like hollywood/nollywood celebrities and if that's you, you've just reached the right place. Welcome to 5 ways to achieve instant fame on naijapals

1. Register with a striking username.
               This phenomenal has been tested and proven to work. Members such as Akpan01, Myragonza, Toks-E, Mazi, Diplomatik and I myself among others have shown that sexy is always better and recognizable. So if you are new here and thinking of registering with your birth name or the nick name you were given back in 6th grade, you better drop it and pick up usernames such as D-guy! and if such names make you uncomfortable, then my number 2 suggestion may just be for you.

2. Reply at least 50 post per day.

                Did i just see you go  Shocked Shocked Shocked. Well, you read right. if you ain't into sexy usernames, then you better glue your butt to your chair and fix your eyes on your computer screen and start sending in those post. ok there you go again, your saying it's impossible. No it's not. the likes of Around_d_corner  among numerous others have shown that without a sexy name, you can still become a household name. so what are you waiting for? Butt down and start posting. But if you are too introverted, then you may just try my number 3 suggestion

3. Have a big EGO.
                Yes, have a big Ego. I’m serious; people love to hate people with big egos. You could just offend people without apologizing or post whatever regardless of others opinion, after all, you're entitled to your opinion. Ok, did I just hear you say who does that? Huh? Huh? Huh? . The likes of Blinks_is_Back have proven that you don't always need to apologize or be right in order to become famous. And if you've stepped on so many toes, you could just post an apology as your signature. it will definitely get to those you've hurt and they'll forgive. Ok, don't start complaining again, I know, your mama taught you to always be right with folks, so if this isn't for you, just try my number 4 suggestion

4. Try posting your picture.
               Yes, this is my favorite. All you need is just a picture. It doesn't get any easier than that. To make it even juicer and Spicer, don't just post it in your profile, because some members as lazy as myself, won't bother checking your profile. So what do you do? Why not post it in every available thread be it Metro Life, Relationship & Romance, Funnyhub, new members, just wherever and whenever. Did i hear you say who does this? Of course our one and only Khristiantus has showed that you don't need to say a word in order to be famous. Just post a picture of yourself and you will leave our guys salivating, falling head over heels in love and making threads about their feelings. and if you want more than that, it could bring you good luck, and a crown in our Naijapals Personality of the Year. Cheesy and if you suffer from a negative self image, or are to eager to be famous, i'm sorry, i have one last but extreme measure:

5. Post your obituary
               Ha ha Grin Grin Grin, did i hear you say God forbid. Who does that? Don't be decieved afterall this is just cyberworld. You may be dead to your computer friends but not to the real world. And did i just hear you say nobody in their right senses does this. No think again, normal people have done this and they don't live in a hunted house or the underworld
Ok there you have it from me. My 5 ways to achieve instant fame. Feel free to add yours.

NB: If I used you as an example, please don’t get offended. I mean no harm at all. It’s just for fun.


Teeco Designer


Posted: at 19-02-2010 09:10 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Enockia at 19-02-2010 09:32 AM (11 years ago)
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teeco u don come again

Posted: at 19-02-2010 09:32 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zolazola at 19-02-2010 09:57 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 19-02-2010 09:10 AM
5 Ways to Achieve Instant Fame on Naijapals

Many times we all want to be famous and recognized like hollywood/nollywood celebrities and if that's you, you've just reached the right place. Welcome to 5 ways to achieve instant fame on naijapals

1. Register with a striking username.
               This phenomenal has been tested and proven to work. Members such as Akpan01, Myragonza, Toks-E, Mazi, Diplomatik and I myself among others have shown that sexy is always better and recognizable. So if you are new here and thinking of registering with your birth name or the nick name you were given back in 6th grade, you better drop it and pick up usernames such as D-guy! and if such names make you uncomfortable, then my number 2 suggestion may just be for you.

2. Reply at least 50 post per day.

                Did i just see you go  Shocked Shocked Shocked. Well, you read right. if you ain't into sexy usernames, then you better glue your butt to your chair and fix your eyes on your computer screen and start sending in those post. ok there you go again, your saying it's impossible. No it's not. the likes of Around_d_corner  among numerous others have shown that without a sexy name, you can still become a household name. so what are you waiting for? Butt down and start posting. But if you are too introverted, then you may just try my number 3 suggestion

3. Have a big EGO.
                Yes, have a big Ego. I’m serious; people love to hate people with big egos. You could just offend people without apologizing or post whatever regardless of others opinion, after all, you're entitled to your opinion. Ok, did I just hear you say who does that? Huh? Huh? Huh? . The likes of Blinks_is_Back have proven that you don't always need to apologize or be right in order to become famous. And if you've stepped on so many toes, you could just post an apology as your signature. it will definitely get to those you've hurt and they'll forgive. Ok, don't start complaining again, I know, your mama taught you to always be right with folks, so if this isn't for you, just try my number 4 suggestion

4. Try posting your picture.
               Yes, this is my favorite. All you need is just a picture. It doesn't get any easier than that. To make it even juicer and Spicer, don't just post it in your profile, because some members as lazy as myself, won't bother checking your profile. So what do you do? Why not post it in every available thread be it Metro Life, Relationship & Romance, Funnyhub, new members, just wherever and whenever. Did i hear you say who does this? Of course our one and only Khristiantus has showed that you don't need to say a word in order to be famous. Just post a picture of yourself and you will leave our guys salivating, falling head over heels in love and making threads about their feelings. and if you want more than that, it could bring you good luck, and a crown in our Naijapals Personality of the Year. Cheesy and if you suffer from a negative self image, or are to eager to be famous, i'm sorry, i have one last but extreme measure:

5. Post your obituary
               Ha ha Grin Grin Grin, did i hear you say God forbid. Who does that? Don't be decieved afterall this is just cyberworld. You may be dead to your computer friends but not to the real world. And did i just hear you say nobody in their right senses does this. No think again, normal people have done this and they don't live in a hunted house or the underworld
Ok there you have it from me. My 5 ways to achieve instant fame. Feel free to add yours.

NB: If I used you as an example, please don’t get offended. I mean no harm at all. It’s just for fun.


Teeco Designer

so nah wetin you dey do that is making you to be popular for this forum be that.
anyway i like your style
Posted: at 19-02-2010 09:57 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 19-02-2010 10:52 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Enockia on 19-02-2010 09:32 AM
teeco u don come again

weytin I do Huh? Grin

Posted: at 19-02-2010 10:52 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- famous5 at 19-02-2010 10:55 AM (11 years ago)
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this is how to take make for NP abi
Posted: at 19-02-2010 10:55 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 19-02-2010 12:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: famous5 on 19-02-2010 10:55 AM
this is how to take make for NP abi

yeah something of this nature Grin

Posted: at 19-02-2010 12:00 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Starlette at 19-02-2010 12:18 PM (11 years ago)
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Is dat all?

Posted: at 19-02-2010 12:18 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ebony_cutie at 19-02-2010 12:25 PM (11 years ago)
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lol, you no well Teeco,so thats your secret hmmm
Posted: at 19-02-2010 12:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 19-02-2010 12:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ebony_cutie on 19-02-2010 12:25 PM
lol, you no well Teeco,so thats your secret hmmm

 Grin Grin Grin Na so na

Posted: at 19-02-2010 12:44 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- famous5 at 19-02-2010 03:30 PM (11 years ago)
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i no go follow am so that you no go come talk say na you teach me how to become  hero for NP . you dey hear me mr lecture
Posted: at 19-02-2010 03:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- waco at 19-02-2010 03:51 PM (11 years ago)
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ara ga agba ndi ara

Posted: at 19-02-2010 03:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ebony_cutie at 19-02-2010 03:53 PM (11 years ago)
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kedu ndi bu ndi ara??
Posted: at 19-02-2010 03:53 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mayoaite at 19-02-2010 04:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Tip no6:do what teeco just did.
Posted: at 19-02-2010 04:40 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 19-02-2010 04:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: famous5 on 19-02-2010 03:30 PM
i no go follow am so that you no go come talk say na you teach me how to become  hero for NP . you dey hear me mr lecture

Ok sir but you still read am Grin

Posted: at 19-02-2010 04:51 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Miss_precious at 19-02-2010 04:56 PM (11 years ago)
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lool...na wa

Posted: at 19-02-2010 04:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Enockia at 19-02-2010 07:12 PM (11 years ago)
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bros teeco abeg no vex

 i no de any of the category is there no other tips

Posted: at 19-02-2010 07:12 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 19-02-2010 10:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm ok

Posted: at 19-02-2010 10:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- megafather1 at 20-02-2010 01:13 AM (11 years ago)
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teeco,teeco,teeco.wetin.........u 1 contest 4 election ha..........wetin person go achive by being famous in NP........... if dey are paying money, nahim be say i go dey famous 4 NP...lol
Posted: at 20-02-2010 01:13 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- spekay at 20-02-2010 01:57 AM (11 years ago)
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This is a sound advice worth noting actually ...    you hardly who you are dealing with in an open world behind the computers .   
Men of the underworld are real
There is fame and there is "fame"  why get it here and lose it elsewhere .  - where it matters most

Posted: at 20-02-2010 01:57 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatu at 20-02-2010 04:05 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 19-02-2010 10:52 AM
Quote from: Enockia on 19-02-2010 09:32 AM
teeco u don come again

weytin I do Huh? Grin

Teeco, enjoy the controversy.
Posted: at 20-02-2010 04:05 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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