Frustrated Boy advertised mum for sale for £1 on ebay !!!!!!!!!!!

Published 8 years ago by: 14_Inches
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at 10:22 PM, 22/06/2010 (8 years ago)

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Mum put up for sale on eBay - starting price £1


When unlucky-in-love Sandi Firth could not find a husband, her son decided drastic action was needed – he put her up for sale on eBay.
She found herself listed as ‘Yiddishe momma for sale’ under the collectables category on the auction website, with a starting price of £1.

Her son, James Doyen, came up with the plan because she was ‘driving me crazy’ with her disastrous exploits at dating.

The eBay offer described twice- divorced Ms Firth as ‘beautiful, great cook, educated, articulate, family focuses, caring, priceless’.

It added that she was ‘used’ but in ‘pretty good working order’ with ‘no real defects of wear and tear’.

The grandmother-of-four said she was shocked at first to be put on eBay but eventually came round to the unusual scheme to get her a husband.

‘My son is very innovative and has a wonderful way with words,’ she said. ‘I’ve had some rotten times and he has been through them with me.

‘At the end of the day, it’s a cattle market out there.’

Mr Doyen, 38, a management consultant of Crouch End, north London, said: ‘I’m a bit impulsive and decided that eBay was the best way to generate interest in something.’

He offered to deliver his mother to the winning bidder via a courier.

The offer on eBay added that Ms Firth, who runs a market research company in Leeds, was ‘stylish and loves to wear the latest fashions (sometimes forgetting her age)’.

It also stated: ‘My mum is also an amazing cook – she really is – good home-style cooking, and her cherry pie is the best.’ Sadly, potential suitors will find the listing has been taken down after eBay told Mr Doyen he could not sell people on the site.

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Bazemaster at 10:30 PM, 22/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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Chie! I no send!

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14_Inches_Long at 10:36 PM, 22/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 10:22 PM, 22/06/2010
Mum put up for sale on eBay - starting price £1

When unlucky-in-love Sandi Firth could not find a husband, her son decided drastic action was needed – he put her up for sale on eBay.
She found herself listed as ‘Yiddishe momma for sale’ under the collectables category on the auction website, with a starting price of £1.

Her son, James Doyen, came up with the plan because she was ‘driving me crazy’ with her disastrous exploits at dating.

The eBay offer described twice- divorced Ms Firth as ‘beautiful, great cook, educated, articulate, family focuses, caring, priceless’.

It added that she was ‘used’ but in ‘pretty good working order’ with ‘no real defects of wear and tear’.

The grandmother-of-four said she was shocked at first to be put on eBay but eventually came round to the unusual scheme to get her a husband.

‘My son is very innovative and has a wonderful way with words,’ she said. ‘I’ve had some rotten times and he has been through them with me.

‘At the end of the day, it’s a cattle market out there.’

Mr Doyen, 38, a management consultant of Crouch End, north London, said: ‘I’m a bit impulsive and decided that eBay was the best way to generate interest in something.’

He offered to deliver his mother to the winning bidder via a courier.

The offer on eBay added that Ms Firth, who runs a market research company in Leeds, was ‘stylish and loves to wear the latest fashions (sometimes forgetting her age)’.

It also stated: ‘My mum is also an amazing cook – she really is – good home-style cooking, and her cherry pie is the best.’ Sadly, potential suitors will find the listing has been taken down after eBay told Mr Doyen he could not sell people on the site.

14_Inches



What a better way to describe a tokunbo good !!!!!!

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nellkiss at 11:01 PM, 22/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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story 2 long.
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ndjoe at 11:25 PM, 22/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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what is happening here?
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logten at 11:32 PM, 22/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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NA WO O
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priceless87 at 09:13 AM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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i nor dey for house o
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add12 at 10:03 AM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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9ice one ,but a disappointing ending Sad Sad
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qunodinga at 10:09 AM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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Sorry son, but die before ur son meet you at this age.
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Eucharia at 11:51 AM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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give me one minute let me check my food on fire before it got burnt
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Eucharia at 11:52 AM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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give me one minute let me check my food on fire before it got burnt.
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tyabo at 12:03 PM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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i wish dem go dey do dz kyne 1 4 9ja.. e 4 make sense.. ladies una dun suffer 4 dz world..
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Ify4life at 12:18 PM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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passing
 Lips Sealed

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Ify4life at 12:21 PM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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are u sure

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enc4life at 12:24 PM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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super story
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dmanner at 12:37 PM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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Dem suppose to kill d boy
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mck1 at 01:35 PM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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Just passing and blowing my vuvuzela ! powwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!
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Agatex at 03:03 PM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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ok good advert
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Dimplesgurl at 04:08 PM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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this is serious.so who next is 4 sale maybe a "father or a child"?
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chrisfab at 08:11 PM, 23/06/2010 (8 years ago)
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obstacle come i go jump and pass
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