36 politically correct ways to say someone's stupid

36 politically correct ways to say someone's stupid:

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.

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Posted: at 12-03-2008 07:50 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 12-03-2008 11:48 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Or you can just flat out and say it to them..*yo dude i think you're stupid....but in a very good way*

Posted: at 13-03-2008 11:07 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yeah, were you born stupid or is it by choice?

Posted: at 13-03-2008 11:46 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

The word stupid is written all over your face.

Posted: at 14-03-2008 09:56 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Did your mama know that ahead of time that she will give birth to someone as stupid as you?

Posted: at 15-03-2008 06:43 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

your tariff charge plan has been modified and you're now bein charged accordin to your brain size.the smaller it is the cheaper it gets.congrats you can now make free calls!!!

Posted: at 19-03-2008 10:01 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hey u know what...back in my village,they call people like u,Mumu.....

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Posted: at 20-03-2008 03:09 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

stupid is as stupid does..........

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Posted: at 21-03-2008 02:17 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

@vixen and myra..help me out here whats nna kambia in ibo? not sure of the spelling but u get the idealol

Posted: at 30-03-2008 03:32 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming