Man of the House

A husband had just finished a book titled, "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked right up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director?" said his wife.

 

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Posted: at 15-02-2009 08:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac