THE PLURAL OF COCONUT

Date: 24-04-2012 1:03 pm (12 years ago) | Author: okiemute jessica oharisi
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- at 24-04-2012 01:03 PM (12 years ago)
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 an  English language teacher entered a classroom one morning .after the students have greeted him, he announced to them that their topic of discussion that morning was singular and plural.  " if the plural of bacterium is bacteria, symposium is symposia and medium is media. what is the is the plural of COCONUT he asked pointing at one warri boy who was sitting in the last chair in the class. he stood up and said sir  it is COCODIA".

Posted: at 24-04-2012 01:03 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- santap at 24-04-2012 01:15 PM (12 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 24-04-2012 01:15 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 24-04-2012 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-04-2012 02:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 24-04-2012 06:26 PM (12 years ago)
 all the time wasted that morning na just
the plural of coconut the teacher ask ,
nawaoo the teacher too na olodo .
Posted: at 24-04-2012 06:26 PM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 2-05-2012 12:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 2-05-2012 12:19 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- valiente at 2-05-2012 12:42 PM (11 years ago)
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dryyy Angry
Posted: at 2-05-2012 12:42 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 2-05-2012 01:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 2-05-2012 01:00 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- olaspet at 2-05-2012 01:32 PM (11 years ago)
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very dry
Posted: at 2-05-2012 01:32 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- franel at 3-05-2012 07:46 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jessicaokies on 24-04-2012 01:03 PM
an  English language teacher entered a classroom one morning .after the students have greeted him, he announced to them that their topic of discussion that morning was singular and plural.  " if the plural of bacterium is bacteria, symposium is symposia and medium is media. what is the is the plural of COCONUT he asked pointing at one warri boy who was sitting in the last chair in the class. he stood up and said sir  it is COCODIA".
hmmm naija. COCODIA / COCONIA is kinda......
Posted: at 3-05-2012 07:46 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 3-05-2012 12:12 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 3-05-2012 12:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- debambo2 at 3-05-2012 01:00 PM (11 years ago)
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him try now
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- at 3-05-2012 03:57 PM (11 years ago)
ok
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- Idbabe at 3-05-2012 04:08 PM (11 years ago)
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heheheheheheheeh, the guy was right na
Posted: at 3-05-2012 04:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 3-05-2012 09:00 PM (11 years ago)
 Roll Eyes
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- wakawaka247 at 4-05-2012 05:21 AM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 4-05-2012 05:21 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-05-2012 08:19 AM (11 years ago)
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Bastard Waitin u dey think
Posted: at 4-05-2012 08:19 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 4-05-2012 10:35 AM (11 years ago)
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you wey no get real family motherless monkey pikin ,you go die with you kolo ,fool
Posted: at 4-05-2012 10:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- soki4real at 4-05-2012 12:18 PM (11 years ago)
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even na teacherdia
Posted: at 4-05-2012 12:18 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 4-05-2012 01:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: wakawaka247 on  4-05-2012 10:35 AM
you wey no get real family motherless monkey pikin ,you go die with you kolo ,fool
all ur family go die today
Posted: at 4-05-2012 01:08 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 4-05-2012 02:27 PM (11 years ago)
na just repetition you dey do , wakawaka don talk everything , i rest judgement , next  Grin
Posted: at 4-05-2012 02:27 PM (11 years ago) |
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