MY PROSPECTIVE SON-INLAW

Date: 24-04-2012 3:28 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Iroulor Bright Chizoba
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- at 24-04-2012 03:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Father-In-Law : Young man,U'™re
coming to seek my daughter'™s
hand in marriage and u ™re
chewing gum.That'™s a sign of
disrespect! Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I
drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean u
drink
and smoke, and u'™re here to seek
my daughter's hand in marriage?
Man : Sir I only drink &and smoke
when i go to the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Man : I'™m sorry sir, I started
clubbing when i came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : U'™ve also been
in prison before? Oh my God!
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail
when
I killed somebody. Father-In-Law : What!!! U'™re
a killer???
Man : Sir, It happened out of
anger. It was a certain man
that
didn'™t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him.
Father-In-Law : U are highly
welcomed my son. U are on
the right track. U'™re absolutely
the right man for my
daughter

Posted: at 24-04-2012 03:28 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- kimzi at 24-04-2012 04:57 PM (12 years ago)
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u try Wink
Posted: at 24-04-2012 04:57 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 24-04-2012 06:18 PM (12 years ago)
pb4
Posted: at 24-04-2012 06:18 PM (12 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 24-04-2012 07:00 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 24-04-2012 07:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- tesboy at 24-04-2012 07:34 PM (12 years ago)
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nice joke i will give u 6/10
Posted: at 24-04-2012 07:34 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tesboy at 24-04-2012 07:34 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool
Posted: at 24-04-2012 07:34 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ANELEEVEREST at 24-04-2012 07:43 PM (12 years ago)
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remix
Posted: at 24-04-2012 07:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 24-04-2012 07:46 PM (12 years ago)
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God is goood as my club members don de increase
Posted: at 24-04-2012 07:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 25-04-2012 12:00 PM (12 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 25-04-2012 12:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 25-04-2012 12:02 PM (12 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 25-04-2012 12:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 25-04-2012 12:21 PM (12 years ago)
true talk  Grin
Posted: at 25-04-2012 12:21 PM (12 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 25-04-2012 12:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Mukah our presdo and emejuru d chairman
Posted: at 25-04-2012 12:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jaolab at 25-04-2012 01:55 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 25-04-2012 01:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femiparadise at 25-04-2012 02:13 PM (12 years ago)
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i jump pass dis shit
Posted: at 25-04-2012 02:13 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 25-04-2012 03:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Beta for u
Posted: at 25-04-2012 03:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 25-04-2012 04:49 PM (12 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 25-04-2012 04:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dizhadah at 25-04-2012 04:52 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 25-04-2012 04:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 26-04-2012 05:18 PM (12 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 26-04-2012 05:18 PM (12 years ago) |
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- francischi at 26-04-2012 06:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 which day you enter here last , cos i see this one last month  Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-04-2012 06:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 1-05-2012 06:37 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 1-05-2012 06:37 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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