Good and Bad News

Date: 26-04-2012 5:07 am (12 years ago) | Author: cvgg
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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."

Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

Patient: "Oh no! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this??"

Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."  courtesy: http://adfoc.us/356624641625

Posted: at 26-04-2012 05:07 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- habiziz at 29-04-2012 04:16 AM (12 years ago)
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wow funniboy indeed. am  Cry Cry Cry Cry for u, what a pity
Posted: at 29-04-2012 04:16 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 09:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm
Posted: at 30-04-2012 09:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- soki4real at 30-04-2012 11:24 AM (12 years ago)
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10% FUNNY
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- zainaim01 at 30-04-2012 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 30-04-2012 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 30-04-2012 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided boo
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- Emmagency9 at 30-04-2012 07:10 PM (12 years ago)
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okay
Posted: at 30-04-2012 07:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 11:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
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- franel at 1-05-2012 06:11 AM (12 years ago)
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I C
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