Logic b/w Prof n Student

Date: 27-04-2012 6:28 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Ugwaka Emeka
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- at 27-04-2012 06:28 PM (9 years ago)
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TAKE TIME TO READ. It's worth reading it.

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN

Posted: at 27-04-2012 06:28 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
- ANELEEVEREST at 27-04-2012 06:55 PM (9 years ago)
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this is not a joke
are u a pegan
dont turn us from our faith
Posted: at 27-04-2012 06:55 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 27-04-2012 07:34 PM (9 years ago)
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poster dis in not a joke n its too long but its gud anyway.........I learn sumthing 4rm it ......I wanted to curse u but not untill I finished it...... thank u 4 d C&P

Posted: at 27-04-2012 07:34 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 27-04-2012 07:43 PM (9 years ago)
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u no serious
Posted: at 27-04-2012 07:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 27-04-2012 08:15 PM (9 years ago)
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common
Posted: at 27-04-2012 08:15 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Engremmy at 28-04-2012 06:19 PM (9 years ago)
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@ joSsy U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ are dere
Posted: at 28-04-2012 06:19 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Engremmy at 28-04-2012 06:22 PM (9 years ago)
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@ Aneleverest ,shey u still hold ur FAITH
Posted: at 28-04-2012 06:22 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- codyross at 28-04-2012 06:23 PM (9 years ago)
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2222222222222 long
Posted: at 28-04-2012 06:23 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- habiziz at 29-04-2012 02:18 AM (9 years ago)
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nice one Smiley Smiley Cool
Posted: at 29-04-2012 02:18 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 29-04-2012 02:12 PM (9 years ago)
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long mata again...
Posted: at 29-04-2012 02:12 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 06:55 AM (9 years ago)
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Still reading

Posted: at 30-04-2012 06:55 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- soki4real at 30-04-2012 11:38 AM (9 years ago)
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interesting , i guess does who cant read what this man post dont know how to read book  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-04-2012 11:38 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adebolaibiwoye at 30-04-2012 12:27 PM (9 years ago)
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think this section is only for jokes + comedy
Posted: at 30-04-2012 12:27 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 12:54 PM (9 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 30-04-2012 12:54 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kimzi at 30-04-2012 02:08 PM (9 years ago)
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better go write book Cool
Posted: at 30-04-2012 02:08 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmagency9 at 30-04-2012 03:00 PM (9 years ago)
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old story jur.....

Posted: at 30-04-2012 03:00 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-04-2012 04:24 PM (9 years ago)
ok oya talk new story
Posted: at 30-04-2012 04:24 PM (9 years ago) |
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- Emmagency9 at 30-04-2012 07:11 PM (9 years ago)
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Carry chair sit down when u ready, tell me

Posted: at 30-04-2012 07:11 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-05-2012 11:17 AM (9 years ago)
so na like this your brain no correct reach ?
Posted: at 1-05-2012 11:17 AM (9 years ago) |
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- kaycee22 at 1-05-2012 01:06 PM (9 years ago)
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watery brain, no be me talkamoo
Posted: at 1-05-2012 01:06 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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