SPOOF: GEJ secret call about the Recent Bomb Blast

Date: 30-04-2012 11:57 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Fireboomdem1
- at 30-04-2012 11:57 PM (12 years ago)
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This is what you don't know... the secret call between Oga Jona and Director of Budget office...Yesterday *only but a spoof

GEJ: Hello is that the Director of Budget office.

Director: Yes oga its me,... It has happen again.(laughing)

GEJ: you are not serious, I hope there is no one listening to our conversation

Director: Aha sir trust me, there is no one here

GEJ: Quickly Arrange another N6.5billion for Security against Boko Haram for Taraba, Kano, Kaduna and Abuja. Make sure the document get to me tonight

Director: Yes sir,

GEJ: Make sure it reach me by fax tonight because I am going to pass the bill and announce to the press first thing tomorrow morning....hello ...are u there

Network failure....

He Call back later....with another network....

Director: Ok....yes sir, I understand...hello ....hello... Oga, is it the same way we normally do it...

GEJ: Noo Not at all, THE SHARE CANNOT BE THESAME, you KNOW that this MONEY is for multiple bombing so the share will be different..I have to settle the big boys now...

Director: Oga how...but..

GEJ: But what...Do you think its easy facing these animals...Look look my friend if you want to retain your job, 70% goes to my account in Bangladesh and the remaining 20% should be shared between you and the Traditional rulers in the three Northern states, send the rest to the Police to share it between themselves and the boys. But make sure they buy N10million ammunition for the Nigeria people to see that we are working...

Director: What of the Boko boys that did the job their Bomb storage is empty

GEJ: You don't understand simple logic, tell the I.G to fund them from the 10% now....I will send some funds to them later...bye for now...

Director: Ok oga greet The Vice (Namadi Sambo) for me.

GEJ: Okay...I hear

THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE GAME OF INSECURITIES, FUEL SUBSIDIES AND BOMBINGS IN NIGERIA....

Posted: at 30-04-2012 11:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- ocheochigbo at 1-05-2012 12:20 AM (12 years ago)
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I dont think is right to mock our president this way. mr postal the issue of this bomb blast is a seriuos issue that should not be joke this way......while you are busy making it as a joke many of innocense souls gone and this is the most sensitive thing to do at this point in time.....I dont think any of your family has fallen victim or your love ones.......I pity for you
Posted: at 1-05-2012 12:20 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Epereski at 1-05-2012 07:29 AM (12 years ago)
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This is not funny
Posted: at 1-05-2012 07:29 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Fireboomdem at 1-05-2012 10:17 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ocheochigbo on  1-05-2012 12:20 AM
I dont think is right to mock our president this way. mr postal the issue of this bomb blast is a seriuos issue that should not be joke this way......while you are busy making it as a joke many of innocense souls gone and this is the most sensitive thing to do at this point in time.....I dont think any of your family has fallen victim or your love ones.......I pity for you

@ocheochigbo - ARE YOU REALLY TELLING ME YOU TRUST G.E.J. IN THE MATTER? I GOODLUCK JONATHAN REALLY INNOCENT OF THESE BOMBINGS. IF HE IS REALLY A GOOD PRESIDENT, WHAT DID THEY USE ALL THE BILLIONS SPENT ON SECURITY TO BUY.

THEY MENTION BILLIONS EVERY DAY FOR SECURITY YET OUR PEOPLE ARE DYING. WAKE UP NIGERIANS, OUR GOVERNMENT ARE KILLIN US TO RIP US OF OUR NATIONAL TREASURES. PEOPLE DYING EVERYDAY YET ALL THE MONEY THEY MENTION IS NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT
Posted: at 1-05-2012 10:17 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fireboomdem at 1-05-2012 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Epereski on  1-05-2012 07:29 AM
This is not funny

I DON'T MAKE THIS FOR YOU TO LAUGH. I DID THIS TO WAKE YOUR DEAD BRAINS UP. IT MUSTN'T BE FUNNY AT ALL. ITS NOT A JOKE, ITS WHAT IS HAPPENING. CAN GEJ COME FORWARD AND TELL US THAT HE IS HOLY. IF HE IS HOLIER THAN THOU IN THIS MATTER THEN WHY CAN'T HE ALLOW USE OF SOPHISTICATED SECURITY MEASURES TO TRACK THE SO CALLED MOTHERFCUKING BOKOHARAM DOWN.... WAKE UP NIGERIANS THEY KILLING EVERYBODY....NIGERIANS ARE TRAPPED IN THE GAME OF POLITICS
Posted: at 1-05-2012 10:21 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ocheochigbo at 1-05-2012 02:27 PM (12 years ago)
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The Issue of goodluck eating the nigeria money is something will cannot relate with the boko haram Issue....the country you see has a deathly virus called corruption.....none of our past leaders are Innocent, we dont have a structure in place that can scare the politicians and until the old politicians are wiped out you and i will still remain in this misery....but to some considerable stand Goodluck is trying and is always difficult to get your programme right when a particuler sector of the country called the north which has vow to frustrate his gov.......this thing is beyoung Goodluck, the Issue of boko haram can come to an end if the northaners are given the chance to complete thier remaining 4yrs tenure but the true is......how long will they continue to intimidate nigerians
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- rayOFsunshine at 1-05-2012 02:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Liar liar liar, pant on fire
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- Fireboomdem at 1-05-2012 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ocheochigbo on  1-05-2012 02:27 PM
The Issue of goodluck eating the nigeria money is something will cannot relate with the boko haram Issue....the country you see has a deathly virus called corruption.....none of our past leaders are Innocent, we dont have a structure in place that can scare the politicians and until the old politicians are wiped out you and i will still remain in this misery....but to some considerable stand Goodluck is trying and is always difficult to get your programme right when a particuler sector of the country called the north which has vow to frustrate his gov.......this thing is beyoung Goodluck, the Issue of boko haram can come to an end if the northaners are given the chance to complete thier remaining 4yrs tenure but the true is......how long will they continue to intimidate nigerians

Where did you get your Idea that the Northerners wants to complete their four years so thats why Boko Haram is disturbing people....Boko Haramers has been since the beginning and GEJ knows those who are frustrating him...
Posted: at 1-05-2012 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fireboomdem at 1-05-2012 02:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rayOFsunshine on  1-05-2012 02:30 PM
Liar liar liar, pant on fire


So why don't he go after them...I mean GEJ going after those who are frustrating him...do you know how many times that those arrested Boko Harams has confessed about the perpetrators and He sits there doing nothing....you want to say he is avoiding war right....blatant Lies!!
Posted: at 1-05-2012 02:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fireboomdem at 1-05-2012 02:52 PM (12 years ago)
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I rest my case...I shall join you to support Jonathan till everything gets well....I hereby rest my case at this junction.....Sorry everybody....I now understand that GEJ is trying his best....Lets be one ....I am now one of you.... but just the subsidy and the power failure baffles me....okay no more story, I understand....
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- okponge at 2-05-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Its painful but dats what is happening today. We have a president but innocent lives are lost on a daily basis. Is he for Boko Haram or against dem?
Posted: at 2-05-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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