Murder at Wal-Mart

Date: 03-05-2012 9:25 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 3-05-2012 09:25 PM (9 years ago)
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Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.

A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of ‘Artie.’ Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn’t have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife’s insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man’s wife to the local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor……..

The manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol’ Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store’s security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught & arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared

‘ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 AT WAL-MART!’

Please, anybody that knows where the joke in this story is should post it as a comment. I tire for the story jare..  Huh? Huh?


Posted: at 3-05-2012 09:25 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- wakawaka247 at 3-05-2012 09:49 PM (9 years ago)
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poster crow crow catch your brain
Posted: at 3-05-2012 09:49 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-05-2012 10:07 PM (9 years ago)
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I think say Na joke forum I dey self

Posted: at 3-05-2012 10:07 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 3-05-2012 10:18 PM (9 years ago)
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na waaooo

Posted: at 3-05-2012 10:18 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-05-2012 10:47 PM (9 years ago)
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Na yeye

Posted: at 3-05-2012 10:47 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 3-05-2012 10:50 PM (9 years ago)
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double morons  Shocked ,
i waka pass
Posted: at 3-05-2012 10:50 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-05-2012 10:51 PM (9 years ago)
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Nna gi moron

Posted: at 3-05-2012 10:51 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 3-05-2012 10:53 PM (9 years ago)
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nne gi na nna gi double morons umu nne gi morons
Posted: at 3-05-2012 10:53 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-05-2012 10:58 PM (9 years ago)
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Otu gbawa nne gi

Posted: at 3-05-2012 10:58 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 3-05-2012 11:12 PM (9 years ago)
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see your jaw ,e just be like flog  own, your mama have no value , otu agbawa la nne gi long long time .
Posted: at 3-05-2012 11:12 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-05-2012 11:15 PM (9 years ago)
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A beg go drink mad woman piss

Posted: at 3-05-2012 11:15 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 3-05-2012 11:47 PM (9 years ago)
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your mama na mad woman so you dont need to go far moron,
i waka pass
Posted: at 3-05-2012 11:47 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 4-05-2012 12:03 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: wakawaka247 on  3-05-2012 10:53 PM
nne gi na nna gi double morons umu nne gi morons



4 person 2 talk abt ur family is like a praise 2 u cuz u no get family......na lie wat is ur fathers name

Posted: at 4-05-2012 12:03 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-05-2012 12:04 AM (9 years ago)
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Waka waka I don tell ur mama make she no dey stand for Allen avenue again next time way I go see am ara jiem ya ukwu Cheesy

Posted: at 4-05-2012 12:04 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-05-2012 12:10 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  4-05-2012 12:04 AM
Waka waka I don tell ur mama make she no dey stand for Allen avenue again next time way I go see am ara jiem ya ukwu Cheesy



abeg no try go her mama sideooo............she carry AIDS

Posted: at 4-05-2012 12:10 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 4-05-2012 01:21 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  4-05-2012 12:03 AM


4 person 2 talk abt ur family is like a praise 2 u cuz u no get family......na lie wat is ur fathers name

no be lie, mumu oya what is your fathers name monkey?
Posted: at 4-05-2012 01:21 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 4-05-2012 01:25 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: wakawaka247 on  4-05-2012 01:21 AM
no be lie, mumu oya what is your fathers name monkey?



chaii..LWKM.,see yeye of d highest oda....I ask ur fathers name u say na monkey.........true true u no well

Posted: at 4-05-2012 01:25 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 4-05-2012 01:26 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  4-05-2012 12:04 AM
Waka waka I don tell ur mama make she no dey stand for Allen avenue again next time way I go see am ara jiem ya ukwu Cheesy

ok good tell your mama make she stand their , well wetin she go get with her smelling rotten things , infact that woman your mama na burn them go burn her , if them burry that thing na wahala .
Posted: at 4-05-2012 01:26 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-05-2012 01:26 AM (9 years ago)
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Idiot u no get single sense for ur brain goat

Posted: at 4-05-2012 01:26 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 4-05-2012 01:29 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  4-05-2012 01:25 AM


chaii..LWKM.,see yeye of d highest oda....I ask ur fathers name u say na monkey.........true true u no well


you be all i said you be , infact you fool well well
Posted: at 4-05-2012 01:29 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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