MRS. WISE SPENDER

Date: 19-02-2009 9:44 am (15 years ago) | Author: Victor Ozowe
- at 19-02-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Husband writes: Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen. His wife replies after some day- Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, attached is the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items........... 5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise. Ur sweetheart............... Kiss

Posted: at 19-02-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- size1 at 19-02-2009 09:52 AM (15 years ago)
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OLD JOKE POSTED B4
Posted: at 19-02-2009 09:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 19-02-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 19-02-2009 09:52 AM
OLD JOKE POSTED B4

mchewwwwwwwwwwwwww, post 1 make we c
Posted: at 19-02-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 19-02-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Na waoh
Posted: at 19-02-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 19-02-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago)
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u blind ok, sori u are just coming
Posted: at 19-02-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 19-02-2009 10:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Who u dey 4lo talk@size1
Posted: at 19-02-2009 10:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 19-02-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago)
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na iphie 1 provoke me dis moni wey Kido say make i start wit prayer
Posted: at 19-02-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 19-02-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 19-02-2009 10:45 AM
na iphie 1 provoke me dis moni wey Kido say make i start wit prayer

sorry, no vex, i appologise, pls accept my appologies..................u really do need prayers
Posted: at 19-02-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 19-02-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
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where de appology?
Posted: at 19-02-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 19-02-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-02-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 19-02-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 19-02-2009 12:40 PM
where de appology?

in between ya legs  Grin
Posted: at 19-02-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 19-02-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b20

 Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 19-02-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- size1 at 19-02-2009 04:31 PM (15 years ago)
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u mean my joystick
Posted: at 19-02-2009 04:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 19-02-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin dey happen here? dis na old joke na? who post am sef make i do special deliverance for am ?..... e must baf naked for outside for 3days join o b4 total recovery will be granted! the oracle has spoken.....
Posted: at 19-02-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 19-02-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Na white garment church u dey go abi u b apha@kido
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-02-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 19-02-2009 05:10 PM
wetin dey happen here? dis na old joke na? who post am sef make i do special deliverance for am ?..... e must baf naked for outside for 3days join o b4 total recovery will be granted! the oracle has spoken.....

so u be oracle.. Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 20-02-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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