New Survivor - TEXAS STYLE

Date: 26-02-2009 2:44 am (15 years ago) | Author: sandy straub
- at 26-02-2009 02:44 AM (15 years ago)
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A major network is planning a new "survivor" show.  In response, the State of Texas is planning:  "Survivor, Texas Style."

                The contestants will start in El Paso, travel Interstate Highway-20 through
                Pecos, Odessa, Midland, Big Spring, Abilene, Fort Worth
                & Dallas.  They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin,
                on to San Antonio, up Interstate Highway-10 to Kerrville, Sonora, up to San
                Angelo, then to Lamesa, Lubbock, Amarillo, over to Hereford
                and back to El Paso.

                Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker
                that reads: "I'm gay, I voted for Barack Obama and
                I'm here to confiscate your guns."

                The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.


Posted: at 26-02-2009 02:44 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- iphie at 26-02-2009 07:46 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin kon b our own.............babe talk anoda thing
Posted: at 26-02-2009 07:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 26-02-2009 01:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 26-02-2009 07:46 AM
wetin kon b our own.............babe talk anoda thing

she dey voice out here mind na
Posted: at 26-02-2009 01:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-02-2009 01:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 26-02-2009 01:08 PM
Quote from: iphie on 26-02-2009 07:46 AM
wetin kon b our own.............babe talk anoda thing

she dey voice out here mind na
no oo.... na voice over artist she be....
Posted: at 26-02-2009 01:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 26-02-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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wats dis?
Posted: at 26-02-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- presciousoluchi at 26-02-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 26-02-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnsassy1 at 27-02-2009 12:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Just for the record .... I voted for Obama

but knowing the mentality of some of the people I have come in contact with in my home state of Texas....well......





Posted: at 27-02-2009 12:54 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 27-02-2009 01:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Well wetin. WEtin concorn anyone who say you vote for OBAMA shey den go pay u for voting

Posted: at 27-02-2009 01:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-02-2009 01:56 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on 27-02-2009 01:23 AM
Well wetin. WEtin concorn anyone who say you vote for OBAMA shey den go pay u for voting

layinka watin dey worry u self.. Angry..na my wife u dey follow talk like that  Grin
Posted: at 27-02-2009 01:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnsassy1 at 27-02-2009 05:56 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-02-2009 01:56 AM
Quote from: lyinka on 27-02-2009 01:23 AM
Well wetin. WEtin concorn anyone who say you vote for OBAMA shey den go pay u for voting

layinka watin dey worry u self.. Angry..na my wife u dey follow talk like that  Grin


Babe...I love you Cheesy


I'm sorry if i offended....but I find little pink volvos funny.....it is just something about pink cars that makes me laugh especially imaginin some of the contestants that would be drivin em...lol

Come on...don't say you don't find little pink cars funny too
Posted: at 27-02-2009 05:56 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 27-02-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago)
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WETIN DEY HAPPEN HERE? CAN SOMEONE SPEAK ENGLISH PLZZZZZZZ...
Posted: at 27-02-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 27-02-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 27-02-2009 09:55 AM
WETIN DEY HAPPEN HERE? CAN SOMEONE SPEAK ENGLISH PLZZZZZZZ...

e bi like say she excape from KPC
Posted: at 27-02-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 27-02-2009 10:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 27-02-2009 09:55 AM
WETIN DEY HAPPEN HERE? CAN SOMEONE SPEAK ENGLISH PLZZZZZZZ...


yeye, tel me ur house numbe 4 england
Posted: at 27-02-2009 10:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 27-02-2009 10:43 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-02-2009 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 27-02-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago)
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y u dey laf talk na
Posted: at 27-02-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-02-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago)
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cm na yankee joke be dis?kai,i 4 say wetin make una no dey try at all.which one be dis

Posted: at 27-02-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 27-02-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 27-02-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 28-02-2009 01:44 AM (15 years ago)
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kai, wetin dey happen here?

Posted: at 28-02-2009 01:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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