FIRE FIRE

Fire was burning a man's house at nyt-8:45pm- on a Thursday. He lived alone n managed 2 escape out of d house. d neighbours tried putting off d fire,bt it became worse n grew larger. He collected a neighaour's phone,dialed d FIRE SERVICE numba,bt was picked by a STAMMERER of d FIRE SERVICE.

MAN: hello? hello?! is dis d fire service? plz my house iz burning,i have valuables in it,i live at numba 8,orishejafor akpobo str,ketu lagos. PLZ COME QUICK!!!!

STAMMERER: ca-ca-ca-ca-ca calm da-da-da-da down,i ca-ca-ca-ca cant he-he-he hear u cu-cu-cu-cu clearly.

MAN: Chei!!!,which kyn wahala be dis? who give Adams fone,which kyn BADLUCK be dis!!! i said FIRE iz burning fiercely at numba 8,orishejafor akpobo str,ketu lagos, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!!!

STAMMERER: wa-wa-wa-wa why r u shaaaa-sha-sha-sha-sha shouting,ca-ca-ca-ca-ca cant u tor-tor-tor talk fa-fa-fa-fa FASTER?

MAN: come U dey KRASE?!!!! isnt there som1 reasonable i can talk 2?

STAMMERER: Wa-wa-wa-wa wat sef? mm-mmm-mm- mtchew,e-e-e-e even if u tor-tor-tor talk 2 any of de-de-de-de-de dem,they wont co-co-co come,2day iz thur-thur-thursday,all d FIRE MEN are wa-wa-wa watching su-su-su-su SUPER STORY nn-nn-nnn NNENA.

lolz BADLUCK.

Posted: at 16-05-2012 07:19 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

pb4

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Posted: at 25-05-2012 06:41 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

joke na wa oo

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Posted: at 25-05-2012 06:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

that man is crszy hw can he say people are watching super story when someone's house isburning to ashes,  na waooo.

Posted: at 25-05-2012 06:50 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

akpos  akpos  akpos how many times i called you stop posting watin i dey post b4

Posted: at 26-05-2012 01:59 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie

joke no easyooo

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Posted: at 27-05-2012 03:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

ok

Posted: at 27-05-2012 06:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero