dogodajiabuja at 19-05-2012 06:17 AM (11 years ago) (m)
Hello pretty damsel, I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined d movin pple (ndi na aga'aga), d happening guys. I am Aguiyi international, importa & exporta.I own plenty of shop in main market. As u are looking at me, nne a'dim very solid. Aguiyi is one of d biggest importer in main market. My containers come in 20s and 40s weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my trainin. Wat u are lookn at dat I am wearn is hand made jewelry crafted to u. Aguiyi is ur man once u understand me, u'r very important 2 me. Aguiyi is a big boy, I am a mover I am a shaker.I am rich and by d special grace of God I own d biggest & powerful boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it which I can call her wit one phone call and I can fire her & I will mak u d CEO, president, CEO of d conglomerate. All d streets in china are right here in my head. All d Nigerian boys dat load market in china are under me. As I am speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me Eze ndi'igbo of China and by the special grace of God, you will be Lolo ndi'igbo of china. Nnem u look like egg yolk & 4 dat, I will kill any ochicha (cockroach) for u. Nnem, ego na'esi isi na arum (money is smelling on my body). I dash oyibo money. D person writing to u is Aguiyi international. Ugo'm, you are better dan Shakira, u are better dan Beyonce. Michael Jackson is a small boy to me. I send money on errands. I am doing well, adim ok!. Is not my fault. Being big boy, is that my fault? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me. Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha. I will repackage u nnem and present u to d world, pretty damsel. Nnem oo, you see, I deal with pounds and dollars so I pay in d naira equivalent of my grammar. Oyoyo'm, Egovin nwa, my yori yori, ashanti'm, nwa akworo aka muo. Igbu go'm (u hv killed me). Infact baby, take me.
Yours faithfully, Aguiyi. (ROTFL).
Posted: at 19-05-2012 06:17 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
vivianbest33 at 19-05-2012 07:01 AM (11 years ago) (f)
Quote from: dogodajiabuja on 19-05-2012 06:17 AM
Hello pretty damsel, I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined d movin pple (ndi na aga'aga), d happening guys. I am Aguiyi international, importa & exporta.I own plenty of shop in main market. As u are looking at me, nne a'dim very solid. Aguiyi is one of d biggest importer in main market. My containers come in 20s and 40s weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my trainin. Wat u are lookn at dat I am wearn is hand made jewelry crafted to u. Aguiyi is ur man once u understand me, u'r very important 2 me. Aguiyi is a big boy, I am a mover I am a shaker.I am rich and by d special grace of God I own d biggest & powerful boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it which I can call her wit one phone call and I can fire her & I will mak u d CEO, president, CEO of d conglomerate. All d streets in china are right here in my head. All d Nigerian boys dat load market in china are under me. As I am speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me Eze ndi'igbo of China and by the special grace of God, you will be Lolo ndi'igbo of china. Nnem u look like egg yolk & 4 dat, I will kill any ochicha (cockroach) for u. Nnem, ego na'esi isi na arum (money is smelling on my body). I dash oyibo money. D person writing to u is Aguiyi international. Ugo'm, you are better dan Shakira, u are better dan Beyonce. Michael Jackson is a small boy to me. I send money on errands. I am doing well, adim ok!. Is not my fault. Being big boy, is that my fault? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me. Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha. I will repackage u nnem and present u to d world, pretty damsel. Nnem oo, you see, I deal with pounds and dollars so I pay in d naira equivalent of my grammar. Oyoyo'm, Egovin nwa, my yori yori, ashanti'm, nwa akworo aka muo. Igbu go'm (u hv killed me). Infact baby, take me.
Yours faithfully, Aguiyi. (ROTFL).
ONYE NKO ERI.
Posted: at 19-05-2012 07:01 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
In all honesty,Chelsea doesn't deserve to win the trophy because it wouldn't be good for the game of football.Who wants to see a team that plays negative football(anti-football) win the UCL? Same old story as in 2008,lol.
lol' will Chelsea fans believe this....
Posted: at 19-05-2012 07:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
aso4life1 at 19-05-2012 08:02 AM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: dogodajiabuja on 19-05-2012 06:17 AM
Hello pretty damsel, I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined d movin pple (ndi na aga'aga), d happening guys. I am Aguiyi international, importa & exporta.I own plenty of shop in main market. As u are looking at me, nne a'dim very solid. Aguiyi is one of d biggest importer in main market. My containers come in 20s and 40s weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my trainin. Wat u are lookn at dat I am wearn is hand made jewelry crafted to u. Aguiyi is ur man once u understand me, u'r very important 2 me. Aguiyi is a big boy, I am a mover I am a shaker.I am rich and by d special grace of God I own d biggest & powerful boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it which I can call her wit one phone call and I can fire her & I will mak u d CEO, president, CEO of d conglomerate. All d streets in china are right here in my head. All d Nigerian boys dat load market in china are under me. As I am speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me Eze ndi'igbo of China and by the special grace of God, you will be Lolo ndi'igbo of china. Nnem u look like egg yolk & 4 dat, I will kill any ochicha (cockroach) for u. Nnem, ego na'esi isi na arum (money is smelling on my body). I dash oyibo money. D person writing to u is Aguiyi international. Ugo'm, you are better dan Shakira, u are better dan Beyonce. Michael Jackson is a small boy to me. I send money on errands. I am doing well, adim ok!. Is not my fault. Being big boy, is that my fault? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me. Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha. I will repackage u nnem and present u to d world, pretty damsel. Nnem oo, you see, I deal with pounds and dollars so I pay in d naira equivalent of my grammar. Oyoyo'm, Egovin nwa, my yori yori, ashanti'm, nwa akworo aka muo. Igbu go'm (u hv killed me). Infact baby, take me.
Yours faithfully, Aguiyi. (ROTFL).
Confirm Ibo boy toasting style....na wa ooo
if u attack my papa house, I'll retaliate but if you are peace loving,I will embrace you
Posted: at 19-05-2012 08:02 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
duaminister at 19-05-2012 08:33 AM (11 years ago) (m)
l am not a fan to either of the two teams but bayern is sure to win with some added advantages (1< they are more solid(2< they are playing in their home ground with much suporters although any team can win (3< chelsea loose some of their key players to red and yellow cards
Posted: at 19-05-2012 08:33 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
guys today na today our prophet TB JOSHUA TOLD US CHELSEA IS GOING TO WIN THIS TROPHY.I PRAY 4 CHELSEA TO WIN THIS TROPHY SO THAT OUR PROPHET WORDS WILL COME TO ACCOMPLISHMENT.LETS PRAY FOR CHELSEA FOR VICTORY. MAY GOD DONT NOT DISAPPOINT OUR PROPHET[T B JOSHUA]
Posted: at 19-05-2012 08:37 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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