SMH!! Meet The Beauty Queen That Was Born A Man (Page 3)

Hello pretty damsel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined d movin pple (ndi na aga'aga), d happening guys. I am Aguiyi international, importa & exporta.I own plenty of shop in main market. As u are looking at me, nne a'dim very solid.
Aguiyi is one of d biggest importer in main market. My containers come in 20s and 40s weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my trainin. Wat u are lookn at dat I am wearn is hand made jewelry crafted to u. Aguiyi is ur man once u understand me, u'r very important 2 me.
Aguiyi is a big boy, I am a mover I am a shaker.I am rich and by d special grace of God I own d biggest & powerful boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it which I can call her wit one phone call and I can fire her & I will mak u d CEO, president, CEO of d conglomerate.
All d streets in china are right here in my head. All d Nigerian boys dat load market in china are under me. As I am speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me Eze ndi'igbo of China and by the special grace of God, you will be Lolo ndi'igbo of china.
Nnem u look like egg yolk & 4 dat, I will kill any ochicha (cockroach) for u.
Nnem, ego na'esi isi na arum (money is smelling on my body). I dash oyibo money. D person writing to u is Aguiyi international.
Ugo'm, you are better dan Shakira, u are better dan Beyonce. Michael Jackson is a small boy to me. I send money on errands.
I am doing well, adim ok!. Is not my fault. Being big boy, is that my fault? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me. Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I will repackage u nnem and present u to d world, pretty damsel. Nnem oo, you see, I deal with pounds and dollars so I pay in d naira equivalent of my grammar. Oyoyo'm, Egovin nwa, my yori yori, ashanti'm, nwa akworo aka muo. Igbu go'm (u hv killed me). Infact baby, take me.

Yours faithfully, Aguiyi. (ROTFL).

Posted: at 19-05-2012 06:20 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

U SHAMELESS ROAD PROSTITUTE,WHO EVER THAT TRIES TO KISS UR SMELLING LIPS IS IN TROUBLE.TALKLESS OF TRYING TO KISS UR OOZING AND SMELLING ASS.THERE ARE DECENT AND HONEST GIRLS I CAN KISS THEIR LIPS AND SUCK THEIR Bosom .BUT EVERYTHING IN U ARE ALL EXPIRED.UR STINKING ASS IS EXPIRED.UR Bosom  EXPIRED,UR SMELLING honeypot IS THE WORST.SO U ARE CLASSIFIED IN THE CATEGORIES OF APES AND CHIMPANZEES

Posted: at 19-05-2012 08:37 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

we we we we

Posted: at 19-05-2012 10:08 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie

Meet The Beauty Queen That Was Born A Man! She have honeypot abi na penis which one!!!!

Posted: at 19-05-2012 10:25 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

Useless

Posted: at 19-05-2012 10:45 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

does she he have a womb?

Posted: at 19-05-2012 11:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

This is very offensive !! 

Posted: at 19-05-2012 11:47 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No woman traits.

Posted: at 19-05-2012 01:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

If she he cannot give birth, then she he is not a women, they kick her him out of the Miss Universe competition

Posted: at 19-05-2012 02:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I doubt it

Posted: at 19-05-2012 03:31 PM (11 years ago) | Hero