Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

Date: 21-05-2012 8:29 am (9 years ago) | Author: Onyinyechi Miracle
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- at 21-05-2012 08:29 AM (9 years ago)
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The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”
 A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.


Posted: at 21-05-2012 08:29 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
- 1daful at 21-05-2012 08:33 AM (9 years ago)
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funny and scary.

Posted: at 21-05-2012 08:33 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mizcollins1 at 21-05-2012 08:41 AM (9 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked so many things happening in this our world oo
Posted: at 21-05-2012 08:41 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eyanyi at 21-05-2012 11:06 AM (9 years ago)
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Abomination no be only me go hear this one ohhhhhh
Posted: at 21-05-2012 11:06 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 21-05-2012 11:23 AM (9 years ago)
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10 o'clock news......abeg make she tell who give am belle......no be dead rich man.......she wan take style extract  4rm d mans wealth..... diz na 1 of d kind things u can only hear 4rm oyibo pple

Posted: at 21-05-2012 11:23 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Teaserpromise at 21-05-2012 11:33 AM (9 years ago)
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Wat a fake n funny story..guez i shld be the one teasn here nt u guyz..
Posted: at 21-05-2012 11:33 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- winace at 21-05-2012 11:34 AM (9 years ago)
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I guess she did it cus of d dead man fortune. But wait o, are we sure dat man is dead, how can a dead man have errection and ejaculate. Pls can somebody explain to us medically.
Posted: at 21-05-2012 11:34 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- globala at 21-05-2012 11:47 AM (9 years ago)
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really? really?? really???

Posted: at 21-05-2012 11:47 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 21-05-2012 11:51 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 21-05-2012 11:34 AM
I guess she did it cus of d dead man fortune. But wait o, are we sure dat man is dead, how can a dead man have errection and ejaculate. Pls can somebody explain to us medically.




na waaoooo......,wat explanation u nid in a fabricated story 4rm gold digger??

Posted: at 21-05-2012 11:51 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 21-05-2012 12:30 PM (9 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 21-05-2012 12:30 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 21-05-2012 02:03 PM (9 years ago)
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Fake

Posted: at 21-05-2012 02:03 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Loveday759 at 21-05-2012 03:16 PM (9 years ago)
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No blood flow, why sperm flow, big lie, the girl is a gold digger she need to be arrested when did girls became a mortuary attendance.
Posted: at 21-05-2012 03:16 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- youngrashy at 21-05-2012 03:36 PM (9 years ago)
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hmmm hw true is dis???
Posted: at 21-05-2012 03:36 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mediaexcell at 21-05-2012 03:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Lies next joke pls
Posted: at 21-05-2012 03:38 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hotguy77 at 21-05-2012 03:45 PM (9 years ago)
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Joke of the century
Posted: at 21-05-2012 03:45 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chimax33 at 21-05-2012 04:58 PM (9 years ago)
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una they use my brain too much for here.... Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

in shot i no get sense again Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
 Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 21-05-2012 04:58 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chimax33 at 21-05-2012 05:03 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 21-05-2012 11:34 AM
I guess she did it cus of d dead man fortune. But wait o, are we sure dat man is dead, how can a dead man have errection and ejaculate. Pls can somebody explain to us medically.
am surprise ooo  the poster na ghost..... the woman should have treated like outkast  if this is thru... tufiakwa...
Posted: at 21-05-2012 05:03 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 23-05-2012 02:08 AM (9 years ago)
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Story story

Posted: at 23-05-2012 02:08 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DBLINK at 26-05-2012 01:53 PM (9 years ago)
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why is  Dis woman fulling  herself over of died man wealth,,,,,,,,,
Posted: at 26-05-2012 01:53 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kogi14 at 26-05-2012 02:26 PM (9 years ago)
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this fake story i beg
Posted: at 26-05-2012 02:26 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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