Superman Bachelor

There was this very rich  man  who had only one daughter.

When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter.

On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.

The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "Any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start of life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!"

As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.

Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Dissapointed, some of them said “He dey craze,in pikin na gold?”

All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as the would-be in-law, panting.

The rich man, could not believe it. He asked the man to name anything he wanted.

The man was still panting uncontrollably. Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, “…show me the pesin wey… push me inside di swimming pool”.

Posted: at 4-03-2009 04:49 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

old but phunny

Posted: at 4-03-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na bcos say she b woman na make u dey talk lk dis. If na size1 u 4 don report am 2 rezi

Posted: at 4-03-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

o boy u don craze, u tear ma mouth?
 which level?

Posted: at 25-03-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

your mouth tear and you still dey talk?

Posted: at 25-03-2009 05:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

WICH LEVEL BABA KIDO? ABI JOKES DON DEY GET LABEL NII.....? WHY U NO KUKU ATTACH UR C.V 2HAM SO DAT EVRYBDY GO KNW SAY NA UR OWN....BABA KID

Posted: at 26-03-2009 05:39 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

from the same person?

Posted: at 29-04-2009 03:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

do u know  the answer

Posted: at 29-04-2009 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac