Illitrate wife

Date: 28-05-2012 8:00 pm (11 years ago) | Author: rashy jonez
- at 28-05-2012 08:00 PM (11 years ago)
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ILLITERATE WIFE
A man went for a job interviewwith his wife.
The man went in first and discovered that the
preceeding questions were all the same with
his. So when he came out, he told his wife all
the answers and she crammed them.
The answers were
1.yes
2.monkey
3.Goodluck JONATHAN
4.BOKO HARAM
5.HIV
but when the woman got in, the interviewer
became interested in the woman and decided
to ask her simple questions.
He started: "madam, the man that left must be
ur husband". She replied..."mhmm ". Then the
man started.
1. Are u single?-the woman replied "yes".
2. Whats the name of your interviewer?
She said "monkey"
3.who would u say is the greatest terrorist in
the world?
She said "good luck jonathan"
4.who in Nigeria do u wish longlife?
She said "boko haram"
5.well, thats good madam, said the man. He
asked bt what wil u give me in return, If I give
u the job? She smiled and replied "HIV"

Posted: at 28-05-2012 08:00 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 28-05-2012 08:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4 remix
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- ExpertTbright at 28-05-2012 10:34 PM (11 years ago)
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- BournIdentity at 29-05-2012 12:17 AM (11 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 30-05-2012 07:31 AM (11 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 30-05-2012 02:56 PM (11 years ago)
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- ExpertTbright at 30-05-2012 05:08 PM (11 years ago)
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- ExpertTbright at 31-05-2012 06:26 AM (11 years ago)
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