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![-]( "HOPEA23") HOPEA23 at 31-05-2012 11:21 AM (11 years ago) (f) Lol..make una dey mad na
LOVE COMES TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN IT...LET TALK ABOUT LOVE. | Posted: at 31-05-2012 11:21 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Lekan22") Lekan22 at 1-06-2012 06:06 PM (11 years ago) (m) Ok | Posted: at 1-06-2012 06:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jo_El") jo_El at 1-06-2012 06:40 PM (11 years ago) (m) women are a liability which we men have to live with. I bet the naija version of this will be terible! Hornie, buy me this, get me that, i need this, what of that, my mum wants this, my sibling need that, and the most horible, when are we going to see my parents? | Posted: at 1-06-2012 06:40 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "tando") tando at 2-06-2012 07:42 PM (11 years ago) (f) old article | Posted: at 2-06-2012 07:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dickman2") dickman2 at 2-06-2012 08:36 PM (11 years ago) (m) ok.. | Posted: at 2-06-2012 08:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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Noted....
Who Jah Blessed, No Man Cursed...... | Posted: at 4-06-2012 02:49 AM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "OMO-ALARA") OMO-ALARA at 4-06-2012 10:00 AM (11 years ago) (m) all listed here are tynz feminine, they can't do without, then just need to do them moderately. | Posted: at 4-06-2012 10:00 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Treasure2") Treasure2 at 4-06-2012 10:07 AM (11 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 4-06-2012 10:07 AM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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Let's face it. It beats my imagination when most ladies intentionally and unintentionally drive men nuts. Below are seven things women do that could make a man go crazy
1. Making an anniversary out of everything: What is it with women turning the nice little things in life into a grand gift-exchanging, champagne-popping ceremony? We return home from a normal day at work to be met with a candle-lit dinner and an expensive looking gift but, quite frankly, it makes our heart stop. Have you done something wrong? Is it your birthday? My birthday? Oh silly me, it’s the anniversary of the first time we looked at each other. Please refrain from doing this, ladies. We have a hard enough time getting event dates right without being shouted at for not buying the dog a card to celebrate the anniversary of his first vaccination.
2. Piling the bed with cushions: One would be mistaken for thinking that a bed is for sleeping in. We go to get our head down for the night, only to find the bed piled sky-high with strategically placed cushions that leave no room for us. What’s more, only a couple of these cushions actually have a purpose. We don’t need the tiny heart-shaped one or the big fluffy one that makes us sneeze – just a normal pillow to rest our head on will suffice. We don’t adorn the bed with DIY tools and model cars, so please tame your OCD (Obsessive Cushion Disorder) and stop making an elaborate display out of our bed so we can get down to the important stuff.
3. Asking us what we’re thinking: It’s a classic example of how women like to test us, and possibly trick us into making the cardinal sin of admitting that we weren’t thinking about her at that particular moment. One minute we’re enjoying a cuddle, the next they’re hurling that question at us when we’re least expecting it. They say it so fast that we don’t have chance to make up a false reply or even to think straight, which leads us to stutter and then be accused of thinking of our ex. Asking what we’re thinking is basically a nice way of saying ‘you aren’t allowed to have private thoughts, unless they’re about me’.
4. Saying ‘I’m fine’, when you’re not happy: So she stood in front of the television while the football was on, we got a bit iffy and snapped, and now all sorts of issues have been bought up. Then she says it – that passive-aggressive statement that marks the start of the dreaded silent treatment: “I’m fine”. Erm, are you really fine because you’ve just screamed at us until you’ve gone red in the face, and now you’re laying face down on the bed crying. If you’re unhappy just outline the problem and then we can sort it out and carry on as normal. Or – even better – don’t outline the problem and let us watch the football in peace.
5. Using sex as a weapon: One of the most annoying things that a woman can do is deny her man of segxwal privileges. Some women seem to take great pleasure in using our weakness to their own advantage through the classic ‘if you don’t do this, we’re not having sex’ scenario. If you’re going to stop us from doing one thing, please don’t let it be sex. We don’t stop you from eating and drinking, so please don’t mess with our basic human needs either.
6. Being over-emotional: You cry at funerals, you cry at weddings, you cry at happy films, you cry at sad films. This makes us feel awkward because we just don’t know what to say or do when you’re sat sobbing all over our freshly ironed shirt. Where do all these tears come from? We think women should just have an annual crying day where they get together and cry for twenty four hours, before coming home and being normal for the other 364 days of the year. It would solve a lot of our problems.
7. Incessant talking: We’ve heard that women are estimated to say around 20, 000 words a day – which is an awful lot compared to the paltry 7, 000 estimated for men – so we understand that she needs to get her daily nattering fix, but why is it always at the most inappropriate times? She was quiet all the way through the family dinner when we needed her to break the awkward silence, but as soon as we start getting to the competitive part of a multi-player game with our friends, she just won’t shut up about how cute the neighbour’s cat looks when it sits next to the rose bush. To make it even more annoying, the actual part of the story she was getting at whilst rambling on about the neighbour’s cat, was that the cat’s owner now works at the grocery store down the road. Ladies, if you’re going to talk, pick the right moment and please, just get to the point. Chai am guilty to numba 4 & 6   Somtimes i feel like i no wan disturb
my man wit my own stress nd worries....As for the emotional stuff, its somtin am workin on  | Posted: at 4-06-2012 11:31 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "jaybee488") jaybee488 at 4-06-2012 05:50 PM (11 years ago) (m) | Posted: at 4-06-2012 05:50 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "SNYPER") SNYPER at 4-06-2012 06:36 PM (11 years ago) (m) Old stuff >>>>>>> | Posted: at 4-06-2012 06:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "SNYPER") SNYPER at 4-06-2012 06:37 PM (11 years ago) (m) Flyflymummy I hail o | Posted: at 4-06-2012 06:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Chai am guilty to numba 4 & 6 Somtimes i feel like i no wan disturb
my man wit my own stress nd worries....As for the emotional stuff, its somtin am workin on
I'll charge u and assist u to get ova no. 4 and 6. deal?
I've always lived by 3 principles:
1. Honour ur God, 2. Love ur Family and 3. Defend your Country | Posted: at 4-06-2012 09:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Flyflymummy I hail o
Evening sir How r u ?  | Posted: at 4-06-2012 09:30 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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I'll charge u and assist u to get ova no. 4 and 6. deal?
Assist me how, charge me ke | Posted: at 4-06-2012 09:30 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Beauti4") Beauti4 at 4-06-2012 09:56 PM (11 years ago) (f) Na wa o...What is all these? | Posted: at 4-06-2012 09:56 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "01tact") 01tact at 4-06-2012 10:02 PM (11 years ago) (m) ojk boy OZE BIG WELL GO OTTOM OPEN SE | Posted: at 4-06-2012 10:02 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "ubens4all") ubens4all at 6-06-2012 01:41 PM (11 years ago) (m) Mr man i think you studied  in the university ride give us more ditiels about the women... | Posted: at 6-06-2012 01:41 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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