Prison Escape

Date: 07-03-2009 8:13 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 7-03-2009 08:13 PM (15 years ago)
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There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding".

The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunette in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there."

So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!"
Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"
 Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Pires07 at 7-03-2009 08:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-03-2009 09:04 PM (15 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 7-03-2009 09:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 09:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  7-03-2009 09:04 PM
huh?

The grammer hard you again? Emma... Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-03-2009 09:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-03-2009 03:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 09:18 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  7-03-2009 09:04 PM
huh?

The grammer hard you again? Emma... Roll Eyes

 Grin Grin..
Posted: at 8-03-2009 03:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-03-2009 06:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  8-03-2009 03:17 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 09:18 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  7-03-2009 09:04 PM
huh?

The grammer hard you again? Emma... Roll Eyes

 Grin Grin..

I see...ok. Undecided
Posted: at 8-03-2009 06:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 8-03-2009 10:38 AM (15 years ago)
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silly i no no say you beautiful like dis oh,
why u come dey hide ur pix na.
Posted: at 8-03-2009 10:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 8-03-2009 12:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on  8-03-2009 10:38 AM
silly i no no say you beautiful like dis oh,
why u come dey hide ur pix na.


huh?

ye, abeg oh no talk oh
Posted: at 8-03-2009 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 8-03-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on  8-03-2009 10:38 AM
silly i no no say you beautiful like dis oh,
why u come dey hide ur pix na.
who tel u say na she b dat?
Posted: at 8-03-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-03-2009 08:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on  8-03-2009 10:38 AM
silly i no no say you beautiful like dis oh,
why u come dey hide ur pix na.

Thanks for your comments gurl... I'll soon have to take off the picx again, for personal reasons.
Posted: at 8-03-2009 08:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-03-2009 08:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  8-03-2009 02:34 PM
Quote from: Kennycynth on  8-03-2009 10:38 AM
silly i no no say you beautiful like dis oh,
why u come dey hide ur pix na.
who tel u say na she b dat?

Atleast, I am not faceless like Gwhy. Tongue
Posted: at 8-03-2009 08:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 8-03-2009 08:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm
open ur eyez na.
Posted: at 8-03-2009 08:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-03-2009 08:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  8-03-2009 08:24 PM
Hmmm
open ur eyez na.

Did I close my eyes b4? Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-03-2009 08:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 9-03-2009 08:01 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-03-2009 08:35 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on  8-03-2009 08:24 PM
Hmmm
open ur eyez na.

Did I close my eyes b4? Lips Sealed

 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 9-03-2009 08:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 9-03-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago)
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Ehen now.
Posted: at 9-03-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 9-03-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  9-03-2009 09:48 AM
Ehen now.
Shocked
Posted: at 9-03-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 9-03-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago)
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u for taged am three poteto women....
Posted: at 9-03-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 10-03-2009 02:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on  8-03-2009 10:38 AM
silly i no no say you beautiful like dis oh,
why u come dey hide ur pix na.

she dey hide am cos of gwhy.... Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2009 02:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 07:47 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 10-03-2009 02:22 AM
Quote from: Kennycynth on  8-03-2009 10:38 AM
silly i no no say you beautiful like dis oh,
why u come dey hide ur pix na.

she dey hide am cos of gwhy.... Grin
wetin Gwhy do again o?
Posted: at 10-03-2009 07:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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SO WHAT?POTATOES GET MOUTH?Huh?Huh???
 
NA WA O
Posted: at 10-03-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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