DRUNK DRIVER'S TEST

Date: 09-03-2009 4:25 am (15 years ago) | Author: kunle ogun
- at 9-03-2009 04:25 AM (15 years ago)
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A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer'I cant do that,officer,I am asthmatic. I could get asthma attack,if I blow into that tube'.'ok,we will just get a urine sample down at the station'.'cant do that either,officer.I am diabetic,I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup'.'Alright,we could get a blood sample',cant do that either,officer,I am a hemophiliac,if I give blood,I could die'.The officer now beginning to run out of patience then said,'Fine then,just walk this white line'.'cant do that officer,'why not'?'because I am drunk'...........copyrights: S.P.J

Posted: at 9-03-2009 04:25 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Toks-E at 9-03-2009 06:28 AM (15 years ago)
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omo abeg

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this place no be for mad ppl wey dey post joke 11 tymes
Posted: at 9-03-2009 06:28 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 9-03-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  9-03-2009 06:28 AM
omo abeg

go back to that place u come from

this place no be for mad ppl wey dey post joke 11 tymes

ToksE... you get time dey drop 11 comments for 11 same jokes... na wa o!
Posted: at 9-03-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 9-03-2009 09:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Kolo pple.
Posted: at 9-03-2009 09:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 10-03-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago)
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kolo again
Posted: at 10-03-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 08:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-03-2009 08:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 10-03-2009 08:45 PM (15 years ago)
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that kind thing
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 08:50 PM (15 years ago)
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U support abi.
Posted: at 10-03-2009 08:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 07:04 AM (15 years ago)
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na wa o
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