WEDDING GIFT

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.

Says
Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'

Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'

Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'

Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'

Posted: at 5-06-2012 06:03 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

poster i for say na outdated pb4 b million time post,
but na cos na you i no go talk .hope say na your photo dey that profile?
if no be you better confess,for me to say my mind .

Posted: at 5-06-2012 06:13 PM (11 years ago) |

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Posted: at 5-06-2012 10:40 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Granny's elderly joke

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Posted: at 6-06-2012 06:38 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 6-06-2012 02:04 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 6-06-2012 02:21 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

wrong place

Posted: at 6-06-2012 05:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

see joke   

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Posted: at 7-06-2012 04:47 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

Ok

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Posted: at 10-06-2012 07:41 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Ok

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Posted: at 10-06-2012 04:08 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero