WEDDING GIFT

Date: 05-06-2012 6:03 pm (9 years ago) | Author: omo martina
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- at 5-06-2012 06:03 PM (9 years ago)
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.
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Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'

Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'

Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'

Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'


Posted: at 5-06-2012 06:03 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omotoyosolabisi at 5-06-2012 06:12 PM (9 years ago)
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meanin
Posted: at 5-06-2012 06:12 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 5-06-2012 06:13 PM (9 years ago)
poster i for say na outdated pb4 b million time post,
but na cos na you i no go talk .hope say na your photo dey that profile?
if no be you better confess,for me to say my mind . Roll Eyes
Posted: at 5-06-2012 06:13 PM (9 years ago) |
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- at 5-06-2012 06:14 PM (9 years ago)
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  5-06-2012 06:12 PM
meanin

Huh where you from jump out ?
e be like you don fine pass b4 ooo
Posted: at 5-06-2012 06:14 PM (9 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 5-06-2012 10:40 PM (9 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 5-06-2012 10:40 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 6-06-2012 03:45 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  5-06-2012 06:13 PM
poster i for say na outdated pb4 b million time post,
but na cos na you i no go talk .hope say na your photo dey that profile?
if no be you better confess,for me to say my mind . Roll Eyes

yes d picture na my own y u de ask?
Posted: at 6-06-2012 03:45 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 6-06-2012 06:38 AM (9 years ago)
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Granny's elderly joke

Posted: at 6-06-2012 06:38 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-06-2012 01:15 PM (9 years ago)
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Huh Huh?

Posted: at 6-06-2012 01:15 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 6-06-2012 02:04 PM (9 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 6-06-2012 02:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-06-2012 02:08 PM (9 years ago)
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Huh Huh?

Posted: at 6-06-2012 02:08 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 6-06-2012 02:21 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-06-2012 02:21 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-06-2012 02:27 PM (9 years ago)
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Angry

Posted: at 6-06-2012 02:27 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Idbabe at 6-06-2012 05:03 PM (9 years ago)
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wrong place
Posted: at 6-06-2012 05:03 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 7-06-2012 04:25 AM (9 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-06-2012 04:25 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 7-06-2012 04:47 AM (9 years ago)
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see joke   Angry

Posted: at 7-06-2012 04:47 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 7-06-2012 05:37 PM (9 years ago)
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sharrrrrrrrrrrrap there
Posted: at 7-06-2012 05:37 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 10-06-2012 07:41 AM (9 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 10-06-2012 07:41 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- idbalo at 10-06-2012 03:18 PM (9 years ago)
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dem no ask for walking stick?? d joke no end well abeg...xpatiate!
Posted: at 10-06-2012 03:18 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 10-06-2012 04:08 PM (9 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 10-06-2012 04:08 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 11-06-2012 09:44 AM (9 years ago)
for ?
Posted: at 11-06-2012 09:44 AM (9 years ago) |
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