'Dead' Boy Sits Up, Asks for Water at his Own Funeral, Dies Again (Page 5)

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On Saturday he allegedly sat up in his coffin and asked his father for a glass of water
By Tammy Hughes
PUBLISHED: 11:04 GMT, 6 June 2012 | UPDATED: 15:02 GMT, 6 June 2012
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A two-year-old boy sat up in his coffin and asked for water before laying back down again lifeless, according to a Brazilian news website.

In a case that seems almost too incredible to be true, ORM claimed that Kelvin Santos stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia at a hospital in Belem, northern Brazil.
He was declared dead at 7.40pm on Friday and his body was handed over to his family in a plastic bag.
 Two-year-old Kelvin Santos was declared dead on Friday after he stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia
The child's devastated family took him home where grieving relatives held a wake throughout the night, with the boy's body laid in an open coffin.
But an hour before his funeral was due to take place on Saturday the boy apparently sat up in his coffin and said: 'Daddy, can I have some water?'.

The boy's father, Antonio Santos, said: 'Everybody started to scream, we couldn't believe our eyes. Then we thought a miracle had taken place and our boy had come back to life.

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'Then Kelvin just laid back down, the way he was. We couldn't wake him. He was dead again.
Mr Santos rushed his son back to the Aberlardo Santos hospital in Belem,where the doctors reexamined the boy and confirmed that he had no signs of life.

He said: 'They assured me that he really was dead and gave me no explanation for what we had just seen and heard.'

The boy's family decided to delay the funeral for an hour in the hope that he would wake up again, but ended up burying him at 5pm that day in a local cemetery.

 Devastated: Kelvin's father Antonio Santos claims his son was a victim of medical negligence
Convinced that his son was victim of medical malpractice, Mr Santos has now registered a complaint with the police who have launched an investigation

He said: 'Fifteen minutes after rushing him away for resuscitation, they came and told me he was dead and handed me his body. Perhaps they didn't examine him properly. Dead people don't just wake up and talk. I'm determined to find out the truth.'

The local state department today confirmed the boy had been admitted to hospital in a critical condition and was declared dead after suffering cardiac-respiratory failure.



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Newest Oldest Best rated Worst rated  View all Delayed the funeral an hour? I would've let the kid lay there until he started to rot just to make sure.
- derf, atl ga usa, 07/6/2012 11:52
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Why do these strange things happen in some far off distant very often third world countries? - jude, Cedarrapids, USA, 07/6/2012 05:09 Wow where to begin with this ridiculous comment. Firstly Brazil is hardly remote, it is an enormous country with a huge population and one of if not the fastest growing and safest economies on the planet right now. Secondly maybe it is due to the fact that these far off distant 3rd world countries you claim of host far more of the worlds population than your good ol USof A. When 2/3rds of the world population are pretty much distriputed between China and India this may give you some perspective, but i doubt it, these places are probably just mythical to you. Although i doubt the reliability of this story, the thing that genuinely worries me is the continuous ignorance of the American masses, there is a world outside of the US you know.
- Svenny Brogarth, Gnesta Sweden, 07/6/2012 11:20
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They should have ordered an autopsy to find out what happened. Poor little boy.
- Lila, Berlin, 07/6/2012 11:06
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the deceased are normally prepared, in other words all their gasses, excrement, blood is washed out. i cant see how the boy sprang to life if he had been prepared. unless they dont do that over there.
- janet, uk, 07/6/2012 10:59
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its very sad,i use this hospital,,and,am allways treated very well,,,heartbreaking for the parents..
- emanuel buchan, belem brasil, 07/6/2012 10:35
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Seems weird that the child randomly woke up and started speaking before laying back down again, and the parents STILL buried him without finding out more information.. A couple days maybe could have helped? Hmm doesn't seem real.
- Peter, London, UK, 07/6/2012 10:07
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Life support for several days? or even a drip to rehydrate him and if he absorbed it then he isn't dead, but the rush to bury him seems bizarre, I fervently hope the little chap didn't wake again. @ Bella -you could be right, I had an aunt with a very slow heart beat which confounded every doctor she met and actually she had been pronounced stillborn and lived til she was 90
- June, CI , Essex, 07/6/2012 10:01
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Zombies...
- AverageBrit, UK, 07/6/2012 09:25
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I know of a guy in Kenya who has been declared dead twice(and taken to morgue) but came back...I think he suffered the Lazarus disorder...after suffering meningitis...this has however affected his eyes sights...no one has tried to highlight this issue because of believe in witchcraft in some communities...I feel sad that maybe the boy was still alive but in deep sleep. Its really heartbreaking. I can imagine the footballer Mwamba is one lucky fellow because had he suffered what he suffered in Africa...he would be dead...you don't even want to think of that here.
- Anita, Nairobi, Kenya, 07/6/2012 09:07
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They should've included a device inside his coffin just in case he wakes up again so that they can dig him up. Just saying..
- Chris, Auckland, New Zealand, 07/6/2012 09:02
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THERE IS SOMETHING I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WITH US NIGERIANS. WHY DO WE ALWAYS FOCUS ON INCREDIBLE STUFF INSTEAD OF CREATIVE IDEAS. NAIJAPALS IS HIGHLY SUSCRIBED BY NIGERIANS BOTH AT HOME AND ABROAD, AND POSSIBLY MANY NON NIGERIANS AND NON AFRICANS TOO.
WHY CAN'T SOMEONE GENERATE AN IDEA WE CAN ALL DISCUSS THAT MAY LEAD TO SOMETHING CREATIVE IN OUR LIVES? ALL THESE INCREDIBLE SUPERSTITIUOS STORIES 'DON'T ADD ANY VALUE TO OUR LIVES.