Lawyers, Mathematicians and Economists

Date: 12-06-2012 11:49 am (11 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
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A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer.

Each was asked this question during their interview: "How much is two plus two?"

The mathematician answered immediately, "Four."

The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, "Four, plus or minus one."

Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, "How much do you want it to be?"

Posted: at 12-06-2012 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- jar84 at 12-06-2012 01:48 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  mathematician still wins
Posted: at 12-06-2012 01:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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