Mr. Patrick N fuel attendant

Date: 20-06-2012 9:48 pm (12 years ago) | Author: rashy jonez
- at 20-06-2012 09:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports, this conversation ensued between him and the pump attendant:
Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin language)
Attendant: I only speak english,sir
Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill theappropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation tothe brim
Attendant: bros na play I dey play o, my name na Omoh, you fit talk am for Benin!

Posted: at 20-06-2012 09:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- BournIdentity at 20-06-2012 09:57 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4 by Fertymor Grin
Posted: at 20-06-2012 09:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 21-06-2012 01:25 PM (12 years ago)
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posta ur talent no dey hia  Grin
Posted: at 21-06-2012 01:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- laminsisawo at 21-06-2012 01:31 PM (12 years ago)
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i no understand please tell me in my language
Posted: at 21-06-2012 01:31 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- francischi at 21-06-2012 06:50 PM (12 years ago)
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 Wink Wink
Posted: at 21-06-2012 06:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 22-06-2012 01:14 AM (12 years ago)
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Copy n paste
Posted: at 22-06-2012 01:14 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-06-2012 09:19 AM (12 years ago)
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again?...e be like say na dis joke dey rain now
Posted: at 22-06-2012 09:19 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 22-06-2012 01:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 22-06-2012 09:19 AM
again?...e be like say na dis joke dey rain now
yes e still kp am for him pikin wey e never born for future purpose make dey come repeat d post for hia again
Posted: at 22-06-2012 01:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 24-06-2012 02:35 AM (12 years ago)
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I saw
Posted: at 24-06-2012 02:35 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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