The hearse driver

Date: 17-03-2009 12:22 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Wilfred Turkson
- at 17-03-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago)
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There was a this driver who stopped for to take a passenger. The passenger sat in the back seat. So as they were driving along passenger tapped the driver on his back.
The driver then lost control of the vehicle and nearly went into a ditch.
So the passenger got really curious cos he only tapped him on his shoulder.
He asked the driver y he lost the control of the cab.

So the driver said. "Oga na waa oo, i have been driver a hearse car for 25 years na this be ma first time of driver a taxi cab"

Posted: at 17-03-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 17-03-2009 12:51 PM (15 years ago)
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explian..Huh??
Posted: at 17-03-2009 12:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 17-03-2009 12:53 PM (15 years ago)
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CHIE...
Posted: at 17-03-2009 12:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 17-03-2009 01:05 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm

Posted: at 17-03-2009 01:05 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kniteman at 17-03-2009 02:08 PM (15 years ago)
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he has been driving a funeral car 25 yrs so he tot the passenger was a ghost
Posted: at 17-03-2009 02:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- kniteman at 17-03-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago)
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with funeral cars there is no passenger at the back seat and the only member is  a coffin and a corpse so he tot it was a dead body he tappped him on his shoulder
Posted: at 17-03-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 17-03-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago)
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CHIE....
Posted: at 17-03-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 17-03-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 17-03-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 17-03-2009 07:12 PM (15 years ago)
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moving...
Posted: at 17-03-2009 07:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 17-03-2009 11:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on 17-03-2009 07:12 PM
moving...

moving?..u be train..Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2009 11:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 18-03-2009 05:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Guy u try jare.

Posted: at 18-03-2009 05:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 18-03-2009 05:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Guy u try jare.
No mind dis people na oyinbo dey wori dem.

Posted: at 18-03-2009 05:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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