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Date: 23-06-2012 10:25 pm (11 years ago) | Author: hakeem
- at 23-06-2012 10:25 PM (11 years ago)
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There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "KWAF". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.

About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the KWAFTINS in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having KWAF."

The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, Your wife KWAF three times this week."

Posted: at 23-06-2012 10:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 24-06-2012 01:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Yeye pikin u don show with ur copy n paste

Posted: at 24-06-2012 01:57 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 24-06-2012 02:20 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided yoke abeg tell am well

Posted: at 24-06-2012 02:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 24-06-2012 02:49 PM (11 years ago)
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spoilt pikins like yew
Posted: at 24-06-2012 02:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-06-2012 11:42 AM (11 years ago)
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bboko haram joke

Posted: at 25-06-2012 11:42 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 25-06-2012 12:09 PM (11 years ago)
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KWAFTIN poster

Posted: at 25-06-2012 12:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 25-06-2012 05:01 PM (11 years ago)
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no wonderer

Posted: at 25-06-2012 05:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 27-06-2012 04:28 PM (11 years ago)
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I wonderooo

Posted: at 27-06-2012 04:28 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 9-07-2012 10:21 PM (11 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 9-07-2012 10:21 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-07-2012 05:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Om

Posted: at 12-07-2012 05:22 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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