Akpos and The Policeman

Date: 27-06-2012 6:13 am (11 years ago) | Author: Omogbolahan Babs
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- at 27-06-2012 06:13 AM (11 years ago)
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Policeman: Akpos, how did you kill 47 people in a car accident?

Akpos: I was driving @ 40mph, when I tried to stop, I found out that my break couldn't hold it. So, I saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding going on on the oth side of the road.....

Policeman: Yeeessss! And what happened next?

Akpos: Then I asked my self,who should I hit? And to you, Oga police, who d you think I should hit, sir?

Policeman: Of course, the 2 men, less damage commonsensically

Akpos: Exactly, Oga, that's what I thought, but when I did it, I hit only ONE and the other one ran to the wedding venue, so I drove after him......lo ba tan!!! Grin[/img]


Posted: at 27-06-2012 06:13 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 27-06-2012 08:19 AM (11 years ago)
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U try

Posted: at 27-06-2012 08:19 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Terencetersur at 27-06-2012 10:37 AM (11 years ago)
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So him finally hit am?
Posted: at 27-06-2012 10:37 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 27-06-2012 11:40 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 27-06-2012 11:40 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-06-2012 10:25 AM (11 years ago)
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not again

Posted: at 30-06-2012 10:25 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 30-06-2012 10:42 AM (11 years ago)
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readin dis joke again?
Posted: at 30-06-2012 10:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zainaim01 at 30-06-2012 05:18 PM (11 years ago)
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Very funny
Posted: at 30-06-2012 05:18 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 30-06-2012 06:36 PM (11 years ago)
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the joke started well but ended in  Undecided

Posted: at 30-06-2012 06:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jessy26 at 30-06-2012 06:45 PM (11 years ago)
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very funny,u tyr sha.
Posted: at 30-06-2012 06:45 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kaycee22 at 1-07-2012 12:09 AM (11 years ago)
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joking
Posted: at 1-07-2012 12:09 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 1-07-2012 02:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on  1-07-2012 12:09 AM
joking
in the housing

Posted: at 1-07-2012 02:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- tessyli at 3-07-2012 03:38 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin dat's funny and stupid too
Posted: at 3-07-2012 03:38 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- funkeyalbert at 3-07-2012 05:19 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin funny lol  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-07-2012 05:19 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- princyboy at 3-07-2012 05:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Poster clap 4 ursef mumu square, na U̶̲̥̅̊
 do dah tin
Posted: at 3-07-2012 05:31 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 3-07-2012 06:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Hmmmmm

Posted: at 3-07-2012 06:44 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 5-07-2012 06:14 PM (11 years ago)
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hehehehe

Posted: at 5-07-2012 06:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shydaimma at 9-07-2012 07:04 AM (11 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 9-07-2012 07:04 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 9-07-2012 01:57 PM (11 years ago)
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whicch kind yoke be dis na  Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 9-07-2012 01:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 9-07-2012 02:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: xavexdo5 on  9-07-2012 01:57 PM
whicch kind yoke be dis na  Angry Angry Angry
finest e wonder me o

Posted: at 9-07-2012 02:44 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shydaimma at 10-07-2012 12:40 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin

Posted: at 10-07-2012 12:40 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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