LAWYERS ARE NATURAL BORN LIARS

Date: 27-06-2012 2:13 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Banjoko James Bola
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- at 27-06-2012 02:13 PM (11 years ago)
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... A lawyers made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her panty from the lawyer's car.
Afterwards he drove home and as usual the wife came out with open arms, hugged him warmly and led him to the house. The man then remembered, "Honey please rush to the car and get some chicken. Sorry I forgot to bring it with me after the hug."
The lady dashed to the car. What met her eyes? A woman's panty!
"Caught this idiot today" she thought. "You thought you could escape this time round!" She muttered.
With all her strength she tore the panty into pieces and rushed back to the husband ready to tear him down. During all this time the man had realized his folly and was ready. He was smart enough.
"Now why do you ruin my life?" the lady asked.
"You! Do you realize what you have just done!?" the husband stammered outrageously.
"That's the case worth ten million dollars I told you about yesterday and the panty was the rape evidence. What am I going to present before court tomorrow? Why do you rush into action without consulting me first? You must produce that item!"
Unbelievably the wife was so sorry. She even went to look for the torn pieces and brought back to her husband with a promise never to repeat the mistake. She wouldn't imagine her husband losing ten million
Really who should have apologized?

Posted: at 27-06-2012 02:13 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- Terencetersur at 27-06-2012 02:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahaha! That's great.
Posted: at 27-06-2012 02:23 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Terencetersur at 27-06-2012 02:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahaha! That's great.
Posted: at 27-06-2012 02:25 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Terencetersur at 27-06-2012 02:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahaha! That's great.
Posted: at 27-06-2012 02:26 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Terencetersur at 27-06-2012 02:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahaha! That's great.
Posted: at 27-06-2012 02:27 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 27-06-2012 03:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Hmmmmm
Posted: at 27-06-2012 03:35 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khayorday at 28-06-2012 09:01 AM (11 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 28-06-2012 09:01 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 28-06-2012 01:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Undecided
Posted: at 28-06-2012 01:26 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Monsol at 28-06-2012 01:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Chei, see scoping na. I still dey gbadun the lawyer.  Kiss
Posted: at 28-06-2012 01:34 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 28-06-2012 05:03 PM (11 years ago)
another  Undecided boo
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- francischi at 28-06-2012 05:34 PM (11 years ago)
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mmmmmmuu  Undecided
Posted: at 28-06-2012 05:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 28-06-2012 07:45 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 28-06-2012 07:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 28-06-2012 08:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Haaaa dis na story naaa n not a joke jor
Posted: at 28-06-2012 08:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-06-2012 10:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 28-06-2012 10:13 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Monsol at 29-06-2012 11:01 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 28-06-2012 08:29 PM
Haaaa dis na story naaa n not a joke jor

Na u tell the story?
Posted: at 29-06-2012 11:01 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 29-06-2012 06:41 PM (11 years ago)
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I C
Posted: at 29-06-2012 06:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-06-2012 03:23 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 30-06-2012 03:23 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- missispanky at 30-06-2012 08:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Chummyli u're ryt. If it wer 2 b us, dey wud hav said it.
Posted: at 30-06-2012 08:26 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 30-06-2012 05:09 PM (11 years ago)
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My dear no mind dm
Posted: at 30-06-2012 05:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 30-06-2012 06:41 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 30-06-2012 06:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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