mumu son and daughter!!

Date: 30-06-2012 12:46 pm (11 years ago) | Author: psalmmy
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- at 30-06-2012 12:46 PM (11 years ago)
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A Man has two Children, a Boy (Edward) and a Girl (Dorcas), Both went to school and when the school dismissed, Dorcas Came BackHome With Bags Full Of Mangoes. Her Mother Shouted.



Have I Not Warned You Not To Climbed Mango Tree Because Boys Will See Your Pant, Dorcas Replied AmNot A Fool Mom, I Took Off My Pant Before Climbing The Tree….

 "AND" Edward came back from school and later he started Doing His Mathematics Homework And While He’s Working Out His Sums, He Says To Himself,
“ Two Plus Five, That Son OfA Bitch Is Seven .

Three Plus Six, That Son Of A Bitch Is Nine …”

Nine Plus One, That Son Of ABitch Is Ten

Ten Plus Ten, That Son Of A Bitch Is Twenty’’

His Father Heard What He ’s Saying And Shouted, “ What Are You Doing Edward?”!!!!
“ I’m Doing My Maths Homework .” Edward replies
“ And Is This How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?” The Father Asked .

“ Yes ,” He Answered.

Infuriated , The Next Day The Father went to their school and Asks The Teacher , “ What Are You Teaching My Son In Mathematics ?”
“ He’ s Learning Addition.” The Teacher Replies .
“ And Are You Teaching Him To Say Two Plus Two, That Son Of A Bitch Is Four and soon?” Ask The Father ?
After The Teacher laffd and Stops Laughing, She Answers, “ No . No . What I Taught Him Was, Two Plus Two, THAT SUM OF WHICH , Is Four, Four plus Four , >>> THAT SUM OF WHICH, is Eight.
Edward’s Father Began to Laff and Left. BETWEEN DORCAS AND EDWARD WHO MUMU PASS

Posted: at 30-06-2012 12:46 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 30-06-2012 07:18 PM (11 years ago)
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Thinking mode activated Undecided
Posted: at 30-06-2012 07:18 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 30-06-2012 07:30 PM (11 years ago)
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na u
Posted: at 30-06-2012 07:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ifemylove at 30-06-2012 07:49 PM (11 years ago)
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the two of the mumu in a different way
Posted: at 30-06-2012 07:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 30-06-2012 10:16 PM (11 years ago)
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wait make I check both of dem including d poster
Posted: at 30-06-2012 10:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 30-06-2012 10:36 PM (11 years ago)
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dejinani na so u mumu reach y u no include urself to make 3 option na u mumu pass nw na u i choose
Posted: at 30-06-2012 10:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ftente at 1-07-2012 09:17 PM (11 years ago)
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na u mumu pass
Posted: at 1-07-2012 09:17 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmagency9 at 1-07-2012 10:40 PM (11 years ago)
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poster nai mumu pass
Posted: at 1-07-2012 10:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 1-07-2012 11:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Mumu de ask who mumu past
Posted: at 1-07-2012 11:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 2-07-2012 05:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Na una sabi
Posted: at 2-07-2012 05:57 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- missispanky at 2-07-2012 06:05 PM (11 years ago)
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between dorcas, n poster.
Posted: at 2-07-2012 06:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 2-07-2012 07:28 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes u join dem
Posted: at 2-07-2012 07:28 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- michaeloil at 3-07-2012 12:48 PM (11 years ago)
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mumu is mumu
Posted: at 3-07-2012 12:48 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- ExpertTbright at 3-07-2012 01:04 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 3-07-2012 01:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 3-07-2012 01:28 PM (11 years ago)
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POSTER AND DORCAS ARE SAME
Posted: at 3-07-2012 01:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- funkeyalbert at 3-07-2012 05:28 PM (11 years ago)
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u, papa, mama n teacher  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-07-2012 05:28 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sarah2sexy at 3-07-2012 09:41 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 3-07-2012 09:41 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 3-07-2012 09:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Kiss
Posted: at 3-07-2012 09:48 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 5-07-2012 06:04 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 5-07-2012 06:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shydaimma at 9-07-2012 07:09 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 9-07-2012 07:09 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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