Things Nollywood Actors and Actress Have Taught Me!

Date: 04-07-2012 1:12 am (11 years ago) | Author: Charles colins
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- at 4-07-2012 01:12 AM (11 years ago)
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1. An actress can wear the same hair-do for more than a year, even in longer flashbacks.
2. In every romance movie, somone must die….
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a herbalist, joining a cult, sleeping with rich men.
7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor… all things are possible.
10.Gun shots and knock out sound the same..
11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor or actress has not twisted his or her lips to speak wrong phonetics.
12. You are in love…you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is…
*Mr.Biggs: where you will most probably see an ‘ex’ while feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy som new ugly clothes.
13. The police are extremely efficient unlike their counterparts in real life…
14. Every problem you have is spiritual
15.Wen you are shot in the chest, it doesn’t really matter, your head will be bandaged, same for your legs.
16.When advertising a movie, you have to shout because people are deaf.
17. If a car crash has to happen, the driver has to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highwaywithout an oncoming vehicle and then slam into a tree that wasn’t there before…

18. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie, and other times when you see the title and the poster, you know it ALL.
19. At the end of a 3 hours movie, you will be reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2…
And finally….
20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha.

lolz am right or u want to add yours?

Posted: at 4-07-2012 01:12 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- deboalabi262 at 4-07-2012 03:43 AM (11 years ago)
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Yes ooooo.....
Posted: at 4-07-2012 03:43 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Simon-Zeletus at 4-07-2012 04:35 AM (11 years ago)
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Totally correct
Posted: at 4-07-2012 04:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colliboy at 4-07-2012 05:28 AM (11 years ago)
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my coffee de cool oh, i de come my pals
Posted: at 4-07-2012 05:28 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- aso4life1 at 4-07-2012 05:45 AM (11 years ago)
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she don hammer na, maybe dem want make she do those her formal erotic roles
Posted: at 4-07-2012 05:45 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Mmaduka at 4-07-2012 06:35 AM (11 years ago)
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Where an actor or  actress plays a particular role in different the films, even uses the same words/clothes
Posted: at 4-07-2012 06:35 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- isbigo at 4-07-2012 06:52 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: wireless_radio on  4-07-2012 01:12 AM


1. An actress can wear the same hair-do for more than a year, even in longer flashbacks.
2. In every romance movie, somone must die….
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a herbalist, joining a cult, sleeping with rich men.
7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor… all things are possible.
10.Gun shots and knock out sound the same..
11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor or actress has not twisted his or her lips to speak wrong phonetics.
12. You are in love…you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is…
*Mr.Biggs: where you will most probably see an ‘ex’ while feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy som new ugly clothes.
13. The police are extremely efficient unlike their counterparts in real life…
14. Every problem you have is spiritual
15.Wen you are shot in the chest, it doesn’t really matter, your head will be bandaged, same for your legs.
16.When advertising a movie, you have to shout because people are deaf.
17. If a car crash has to happen, the driver has to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highwaywithout an oncoming vehicle and then slam into a tree that wasn’t there before…

18. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie, and other times when you see the title and the poster, you know it ALL.
19. At the end of a 3 hours movie, you will be reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2…
And finally….
20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha.

lolz am right or u want to add yours?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,U ARE EXCEPTIONALLY RIGHT.U GOT IT ALL.U ARE 1000 % RIGHT MY GUY.THESE THEIR ZIG ZAG ACCIDENTS,AND HITTING ON A TREE, NA THAT ONE MAKE ME LAUGH TIRE
Posted: at 4-07-2012 06:52 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- isbigo at 4-07-2012 06:53 AM (11 years ago)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,U ARE EXCEPTIONALLY RIGHT.U GOT IT ALL.U ARE 1000 % RIGHT MY GUY.THESE THEIR ZIG ZAG ACCIDENTS,AND HITTING ON A TREE, NA THAT ONE MAKE ME LAUGH TIRE
Posted: at 4-07-2012 06:53 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Quality90 at 4-07-2012 07:00 AM (11 years ago)
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wen they slap someone, it sounds more than a bomb explosion and those big Bosom  actresses always show the size of their Bosom  
Posted: at 4-07-2012 07:00 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- chicco77 at 4-07-2012 07:59 AM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 4-07-2012 07:59 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BendelArmedRobb at 4-07-2012 08:11 AM (11 years ago)
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NAIJA una too much!!! coffee wey I dey drink for hia comot for my nose as I read this
Posted: at 4-07-2012 08:11 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sophyrocks at 4-07-2012 08:21 AM (11 years ago)
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Lol. Ure ryt poster.
Posted: at 4-07-2012 08:21 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- priest at 4-07-2012 08:29 AM (11 years ago)
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1. After every abuse they utter "How Dare You".
2. At the end of every movie comes "To God be the Glory".
 
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- REALHOMMIE at 4-07-2012 08:32 AM (11 years ago)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..................... VERY TRUE... LWKMD
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- kebella at 4-07-2012 09:53 AM (11 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
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- gifted222ify at 4-07-2012 10:01 AM (11 years ago)
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lol...........wo this is true . also i am made to know that a person that is shout on the head can still make a confession before he dies
in fact nija we too much.
Posted: at 4-07-2012 10:01 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bonblue at 4-07-2012 10:23 AM (11 years ago)
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or 3pound road Aba
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- andyrado at 4-07-2012 10:48 AM (11 years ago)
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