Conductor And Passenger ..Lol !

Date: 04-07-2012 8:19 pm (11 years ago) | Author: PRINCE OBINECHE
- at 4-07-2012 08:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Conductor: Wey ur money?
 Passenger: I be staff!
 Conductor: Which kind staff u be!You be Police?
 Passenger: No!
 Conductor: You be Soldier?
 Passenger: No!
 Conductor: You be Navy!
 Passenger: No!
 Conductor: You be Air Force?
 Passenger: No!
 Conductor: Then, wetin u be self!Abeg pay my money jo!
 Passenger: I be Boko Haram!
 People in Bus: WHAAAT!!!Conductor U don Mad? Oga Boko, Sorry sir, abeg
 no vex. We go pay For U Sir. God bless you.
 <Shouts from passengers: Driver,ejooor! Next junshion wa o, keep the change! Oga driver abeg, mo fe bole o, this belle just dey run me since morning!!!

Posted: at 4-07-2012 08:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- knite at 4-07-2012 08:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Wat a joke
Posted: at 4-07-2012 08:29 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kennynaija at 4-07-2012 09:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol!
Posted: at 4-07-2012 09:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 4-07-2012 11:13 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-07-2012 11:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- borazeez at 5-07-2012 03:59 AM (11 years ago)
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i don laf sotee i go press my paddy wife boobs..lol
Posted: at 5-07-2012 03:59 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kebella at 5-07-2012 05:10 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Shocked
Posted: at 5-07-2012 05:10 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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