Wife’s Birthday Present

Date: 21-03-2009 12:20 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago)
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A couple has not been getting along for years, so the husband buys his wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.

Well, you can imagine her disappointment.

The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her anything.

“Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!” she asks angrily?

“Are you kidding me?” He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year”!

Posted: at 21-03-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- downlowguy at 24-03-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago)
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lol shey the man wan make him wife die ni?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 24-03-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago)
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na im o.wicked man
Posted: at 24-03-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 24-03-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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the guy no wicked sha,him just wan get rid of him wife
Posted: at 24-03-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 24-03-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 24-03-2009 12:11 PM
the guy no wicked sha,him just wan get rid of him wife
any way sha,maybe na d wife be the trouble herself.Nothing's impossile
Posted: at 24-03-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 01:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 24-03-2009 12:23 PM
Quote from: downlowguy on 24-03-2009 12:11 PM
the guy no wicked sha,him just wan get rid of him wife
any way sha,maybe na d wife be the trouble herself.Nothing's impossile

haha! Smiley
Posted: at 24-03-2009 01:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-03-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 24-03-2009 12:01 PM
lol shey the man wan make him wife die ni?
gbamm.... o correct sir..... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 25-03-2009 11:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 24-03-2009 12:11 PM
the guy no wicked sha,him just wan get rid of him wife

Possibly...
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 11:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-03-2009 11:39 AM
Quote from: downlowguy on 24-03-2009 12:11 PM
the guy no wicked sha,him just wan get rid of him wife

Possibly...
some Ayakila dey here! make the guy go employ dem! Gwhy know dem!
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ronky at 25-03-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago)
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very nice
Posted: at 25-03-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 25-03-2009 06:16 PM (15 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 25-03-2009 06:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 06:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on 25-03-2009 06:16 PM
not funny
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
true true?
Posted: at 25-03-2009 06:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kollyns9 at 25-03-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Man, u dey fall ma hand


GO find wat u're good in, definitely not comedy
Posted: at 25-03-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Recoverd at 25-03-2009 09:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Not funny
Posted: at 25-03-2009 09:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 26-03-2009 12:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kollyns9 on 25-03-2009 07:54 PM
Man, u dey fall ma hand


GO find wat u're good in, definitely not comedy

no be man post am ooo..Grin
Posted: at 26-03-2009 12:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 26-03-2009 03:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 11:55 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-03-2009 11:39 AM
Quote from: downlowguy on 24-03-2009 12:11 PM
the guy no wicked sha,him just wan get rid of him wife

Possibly...
some Ayakila dey here! make the guy go employ dem! Gwhy know dem!


SINCE U ALREADY KNW DEM WHY NOT HELP D MAN HIRE DEM KILL HIN WIFE .....NO BI SO UNA GATHER KILL ONE SICK MAN SHARE HIN WIFE & PROPERTIES U & GWHY D OTHER DAY... UNA BE ASSASSIN 4HERE OOO
Posted: at 26-03-2009 03:21 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- caseycute at 26-03-2009 03:44 AM (15 years ago)
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poor woman..if only she didn't marry him.
good one tho.
Posted: at 26-03-2009 03:44 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- skarfies at 26-03-2009 04:40 AM (15 years ago)
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U DEY PITY HAM ABI?Huh? WU SHE 4MARRY THEN.....GWHY ABI NA DEGREATEST2....WICH 1 NA?Huh?....@CASEYCUTE
Posted: at 26-03-2009 04:40 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- caseycute at 26-03-2009 04:57 AM (15 years ago)
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lol @skarfies..she shld ave jst remained single....
Posted: at 26-03-2009 04:57 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- skarfies at 26-03-2009 05:51 AM (15 years ago)
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UHH.NHH.....SINGLE LIK U ABI???
Posted: at 26-03-2009 05:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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