A man travelled wit his wife to Jerusalem. Afta some days there, his wife died. Afta the mourning, an undertaker con come to him and asked if he will like to ship his wife to his country for $5,000 or bury her here for just $50. The man replied I will ship her to my country.
The undertaker asked why?
He replied, I never want my wife to rise up again.
Cos the last man that die here rose up after 3 days.
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 21-03-2009 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 08:15 PM (15 years ago) (f)
seen this b4... but still funnie...lol
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Posted: at 21-03-2009 08:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
A man travelled wit his wife to Jerusalem. Afta some days there, his wife died. Afta the mourning, an undertaker con come to him and asked if he will like to ship his wife to his country for $5,000 or bury her here for just $50. The man replied I will ship her to my country.
The undertaker asked why?
He replied, I never want my wife to rise up again.
Cos the last man that die here rose up after 3 days.
has this not been posted b4?
maybe i'm wrong
2.0.
Posted: at 22-03-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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