Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

Date: 23-03-2009 11:31 pm (15 years ago) | Author: j ppop
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- at 23-03-2009 11:31 PM (15 years ago)
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'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty
years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't
have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the
floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and
regain her composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a
nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems
to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

Posted: at 23-03-2009 11:31 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Emmanuel4christ at 24-03-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- caseycute at 24-03-2009 07:09 AM (15 years ago)
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lol...lmao...am laffing outta confusion..y did she run out.Huh?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:09 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 08:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Na d swollen versiön b dat na,
imagine ur guy KOKOBO b lik COCKCROACH own then u wil undastnd@ caseycute
Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 24-03-2009 08:31 AM (15 years ago)
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OMG.......make all guys dey thank God oo say dem get correct **** to do what is right for dem sisi.
Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:31 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Hmmmmm
Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 24-03-2009 08:40 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 08:37 AM
Hmmmmm

Wetin do u?..abi Gonzo don ey give u blow jab for there nii?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:40 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 08:43 AM (15 years ago)
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4 where na?
Dem tel u say i b boxer?@ stripod
Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 24-03-2009 08:44 AM (15 years ago)
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shit!!!!i wonder how it looks like after the swell subside....... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- stripod102 at 24-03-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 08:43 AM
4 where na?
Dem tel u say i b boxer?@ stripod

u no even sabi blow job.....GY u be boi at all?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 24-03-2009 09:47 AM (15 years ago)
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mehn , dat guy'z dyke is small o


nice one sha
Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:47 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- herdeysohjy at 24-03-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Wink
Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 24-03-2009 09:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 24-03-2009 09:47 AM
mehn , dat guy'z dyke is small o


nice one sha

na who the *** take resemble for here? Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:58 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: stripod102 on 24-03-2009 08:40 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 08:37 AM
Hmmmmm

Wetin do u?..abi Gonzo don ey give u blow jab for there nii?
jab n job na same tin?
Na u na,u dey ask again
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 24-03-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago)
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But ur brain suppose intaprit the scope na.....abi the blow job don dey affect ur brain @Gy
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- downlowguy at 24-03-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: stripod102 on 24-03-2009 11:15 AM
But ur brain suppose intaprit the scope na.....abi the blow job don dey affect ur brain @Gy
maybe him no knw say when him babi dey chop him something for mouth,say na blow job dey dem call dat one...but how u sef to knw BJ
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 24-03-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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dis pple go kill person with laugh
Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 24-03-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago)
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over funny.the nurse too try to laff for only 10mins oh
Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-03-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 23-05-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago)
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huhhhhhhhhhh...jeez
Posted: at 23-05-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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