GEJ: Chief Anenih, what am I hearing?
Anenih: Hello, the network is bad I can't hear you
GEJ: I said what happened to election result?
Anenih: We are still counting
GEJ: Are u mad? Look at the TV. Are you sure you are in Benin?
Anenih: Actually, I dey for Uromi mobilising voters in my magical stronghold
GEJ: Shut up stupid old man. I told you to retire you said if I give you Ports Authority you go deliver
Anenih: Sorry sir, but your Excellency, you have to impeach Oba of Benin
Immediately, he caused this nonsense
GEJ: What?!! Are you mad?
Anenih: Seriously, you remember how he posted you for nearly 30 minutes without seeing you, that Oba is wicked wallahi
GEJ: God punish you, na my head you want put the wrath of that integrity Oba.
Anenih: Sorry sir...
GEJ: Well, I ђα√e to tell u that I am working on your retirement documents right, while I advise you to make the necessary refunds of the billions you guys took for the election
Anenih: Ehn! Ehn! What! O...
GEJ: Because if I keep people like you around me, my 2015 ambition will be quashed. 477,000 votes against 144,000? Not good for my 2015 presidency...(click)
Anenih: Hello, hello,hello, heiyyyi! This Adams boy don expose old man nyansh
Enjoy your evening
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