Where is my GOLD wrist watch?

Date: 16-07-2012 9:33 am (11 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT OSSY
- at 16-07-2012 09:33 AM (11 years ago)
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An Igbo màn had an accident with his new BMW X6. He called a police officer and said: "this man just come and smash off my BMW. My 6 million naira car is now condemned". The police officer shook his head in amazement and said: "you Igbos are so materialistic. You didn't even realize that your hand had been cut off". The Igbo man looked at his amputated hand and screamed: "Chinekeme, where is my gold wrist watch?"

Posted: at 16-07-2012 09:33 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 17-07-2012 11:25 AM (11 years ago)
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Lol pb........
Posted: at 17-07-2012 11:25 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 17-07-2012 12:11 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 17-07-2012 12:11 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mizcollins1 at 17-07-2012 01:14 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 17-07-2012 01:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-07-2012 03:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Tossy u don come again wit PB4
Posted: at 17-07-2012 03:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 17-07-2012 06:51 PM (11 years ago)
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jossy badbele. U no hapi sey i don cure ur blodpressure wit my roke. Hahaha
Posted: at 17-07-2012 06:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 18-07-2012 09:06 AM (11 years ago)
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Tossy I dey happy only when I see dis ya big hammer head not dis pb4 yoke
Posted: at 18-07-2012 09:06 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Estheraremu at 18-07-2012 12:50 PM (11 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 18-07-2012 12:50 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- olurayshy at 18-07-2012 01:11 PM (11 years ago)
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TOO FUNNY
Posted: at 18-07-2012 01:11 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- funkeyalbert at 18-07-2012 04:38 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahaha
Posted: at 18-07-2012 04:38 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 19-07-2012 09:48 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 19-07-2012 09:48 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 19-07-2012 11:55 AM (11 years ago)
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jossy don smoke bitter leaf again.
Posted: at 19-07-2012 11:55 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 19-07-2012 08:47 PM (11 years ago)
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and Tossy don smoke toilet paper
Posted: at 19-07-2012 08:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-07-2012 06:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Smokers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 20-07-2012 06:55 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 20-07-2012 02:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Chinekeme poster wia is ur brain
Posted: at 20-07-2012 02:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 23-07-2012 03:49 PM (11 years ago)
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e dey him nyash
Posted: at 23-07-2012 03:49 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gameisover at 24-07-2012 12:54 AM (11 years ago)
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come you want cost biafra war here for 9ja pals
Posted: at 24-07-2012 12:54 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Thonya at 26-07-2012 03:47 PM (11 years ago)
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lol...e dey my hand Cheesy
Posted: at 26-07-2012 03:47 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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