Wise Doctor

Date: 23-07-2012 5:25 pm (11 years ago) | Author: James Ezeoke
- at 23-07-2012 05:25 PM (11 years ago)
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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her honeypot. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my honeypot!".

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's honeypot. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's honeypot. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's honeypot."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's honeypot. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady's Bosom s and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"

Posted: at 23-07-2012 05:25 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 23-07-2012 06:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha Na me be the doctor Cheesy

Posted: at 23-07-2012 06:56 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-07-2012 10:02 PM (11 years ago)
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NICE DIRTY JOKE........POSTER U DON SPOIL FINISH

Posted: at 23-07-2012 10:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-07-2012 12:32 AM (11 years ago)
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Na u sabi

Posted: at 24-07-2012 12:32 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ENIT at 24-07-2012 11:15 AM (11 years ago)
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HMMM I DEY WAKA PASS OOOO ..DIRTY YOKES FOR DIRTY MINDS
Posted: at 24-07-2012 11:15 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Monsol at 24-07-2012 11:38 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 23-07-2012 06:56 PM
Hahahahahaha Na me be the doctor Cheesy

HAhahahaa. Dr. Zeigbo..... Na dis kind work u dey like to do na.
Anyway....Enjoy before the bees go descend on ur dicky!
Posted: at 24-07-2012 11:38 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mizcollins1 at 24-07-2012 12:21 PM (11 years ago)
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chaiiii poster Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 24-07-2012 12:21 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 24-07-2012 03:09 PM (11 years ago)
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DIS POSTER DON CORRUPT OOOOO SHEIII Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-07-2012 03:09 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 24-07-2012 09:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 24-07-2012 12:32 AM
Na u sabi

u see  ur life...na bad things u dey learn quick quick......u don claim doctor sharp sharp............dirty boy

Posted: at 24-07-2012 09:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-07-2012 12:00 PM (11 years ago)
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I be doctor for woman nah

Posted: at 26-07-2012 12:00 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Thonya at 26-07-2012 03:23 PM (11 years ago)
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wise doc indeed
Posted: at 26-07-2012 03:23 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 26-07-2012 09:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 26-07-2012 09:16 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmandazie at 27-07-2012 02:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Thonya on 26-07-2012 03:23 PM
wise doc indeed
Wise doc you said? So you approve am abi?
Posted: at 27-07-2012 02:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 02:50 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 28-07-2012 02:50 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Thonya at 28-07-2012 02:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Ehen
Posted: at 28-07-2012 02:13 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 02:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 28-07-2012 02:51 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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