ALL U GUYS COULD USE A LITTLE OF THIS......

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him  to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.  This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he started kissing and hugging herI figured 'Sis must be getting sick because her face started looking  funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just > the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the docotr because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath.  His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward  the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick -- a big eel had  gotten inside his pants  somehow. It just jumped  out  of his pants and stood  there, about 10  inches long, honest, anyway  he grabbed  it in one hand to keep it from getting away.  When Sis saw it, she got really scared -- her eyes  got big, and her mouth fell  open, and she started  calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell  her about the ones down at  the lake by our house!  Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel  by biting its head  off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took  a muzzle out of his pocket  and slipped it over the eel's head to keep  it  from biting again. Sis lay  back and spread her  legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on  top of the eel.  The  eel put up a  hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats -- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

Posted: at 4-04-2008 07:51 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

so basically, you have to be very careful when you bring your lover home...make sure you check the closets and under the bed if you have lil ones in d house..lol

Posted: at 6-04-2008 11:07 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

candid advice vixen, ama be checking from today..lol

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Posted: at 8-04-2008 01:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

just don't mind my camcorder though...

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Posted: at 9-04-2008 03:21 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

well......i am keeping the tape though....

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Posted: at 10-04-2008 09:42 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

if u give me something good to bargain for.... 

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Posted: at 11-04-2008 09:12 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

really good

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Posted: at 5-06-2009 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

the joke wey don senior you for this house na him you sabi 

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Posted: at 7-08-2009 03:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 7-08-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero