LMAO!! Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Morns Atta Mills Death With Big Grammer (Page 2)

Date: 26-07-2012 10:40 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- michealbustha at 27-07-2012 01:15 AM (10 years ago)
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YOUR GRAMMAR REMINDS ME OF MY BEST NOLLY WOOD ACTOR THAT JUST PASSED AWAY THIS YEAR.SAM LOCO EFE RIP.
Posted: at 27-07-2012 01:15 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- everkindboy at 27-07-2012 01:56 AM (10 years ago)
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Despite the grammar, the truth is Ghana has lost a rare leader. Rare because Africa lacks real leaders. Ghana as we hear it has been shaping up till his death. Rulers we ve currently in Africa are thieves with Nigeria leading the host of others. A country whose former governor is serving jail term in another country and it means nothing to them. Business continue as usual within the ranks. What a shame to Nigeria! A country where thieves are heroes. Shame on them. Woe unto them. Children of Belial.
Posted: at 27-07-2012 01:56 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeromchis at 27-07-2012 02:25 AM (10 years ago)
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   LET US SEEK THE FACE OF GOD NDI IGBO..ANYWHERE YOU ARE WE ARE HAVING A 3 DAY PRAYING AND FASTING FROM FIRST-THIRD AUGUST NEXT MONTH,FOR GOD TO SHOW US WAY AND DIRECT OUR PATH...( don't worry about your investments and  belonging in strange lands ) MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL AMEN...........The Psalms
107

The LORD Delivers from Trouble
1     O give thanks unto the LORD, for he is good:
           
for his mercy endureth for ever. 1 Chr. 16.34 · 2 Chr. 5.13 ; 7.3 · Ezra 3.11 · Ps. 100.5 ; 106.1 ; 118.1 ; 136.1 · Jer. 33.11
2     Let the redeemed of the LORD say so,
           
whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3     and gathered them out of the lands,
           
from the east, and from the west,
from the north, and from the south.
4     They wandered in the wilderness in a solitary way;
           
they found no city to dwell in.
5     Hungry and thirsty,
           
their soul fainted in them.
6     Then they cried unto the LORD in their trouble,
           
and he delivered them out of their distresses.
7     And he led them forth by the right way,
           
that they might go to a city of habitation.
8     Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness,
           
and for his wonderful works to the children of men!
9     For he satisfieth the longing soul,
           
and filleth the hungry soul with goodness.
10     Such as sit in darkness and in the shadow of death,
           
being bound in affliction and iron;
11     because they rebelled against the words of God,
           
and contemned the counsel of the Most High:
12     therefore he brought down their heart with labor;
           
they fell down, and there was none to help.
13     Then they cried unto the LORD in their trouble,
           
and he saved them out of their distresses.
14     He brought them out of darkness and the shadow of death,
           
and brake their bands in sunder.
15     Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness,
           
and for his wonderful works to the children of men!
16     For he hath broken the gates of brass,
           
and cut the bars of iron in sunder.
17     Fools, because of their transgression,
           
and because of their iniquities, are afflicted.
18     Their soul abhorreth all manner of meat;
           
and they draw near unto the gates of death.
19     Then they cry unto the LORD in their trouble,
           
and he saveth them out of their distresses.
20     He sent his word, and healed them,
           
and delivered them from their destructions.
21     Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness,
           
and for his wonderful works to the children of men!
22     And let them sacrifice the sacrifices of thanksgiving,
           
and declare his works with rejoicing.
23     They that go down to the sea in ships,
           
that do business in great waters;
24     these see the works of the LORD,
           
and his wonders in the deep.
25     For he commandeth, and raiseth the stormy wind,
           
which lifteth up the waves thereof.
26     They mount up to the heaven,
           
they go down again to the depths:
their soul is melted because of trouble.
27     They reel to and fro,
           
and stagger like a drunken man,
and are at their wit's end.
28     Then they cry unto the LORD in their trouble,
           
and he bringeth them out of their distresses.
29     He maketh the storm a calm,
           
so that the waves thereof are still.
30     Then are they glad because they be quiet;
           
so he bringeth them unto their desired haven.
31     Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness,
           
and for his wonderful works to the children of men!
32     Let them exalt him also in the congregation of the people,
           
and praise him in the assembly of the elders.
33     He turneth rivers into a wilderness,
           
and the watersprings into dry ground;
34     a fruitful land into barrenness,
           
for the wickedness of them that dwell therein.
35     He turneth the wilderness into a standing water,
           
and dry ground into watersprings.
36     And there he maketh the hungry to dwell,
           
that they may prepare a city for habitation;
37     and sow the fields, and plant vineyards,
           
which may yield fruits of increase.
38     He blesseth them also, so that they are multiplied greatly;
           
and suffereth not their cattle to decrease.
39     Again, they are minished and brought low
           
through oppression, affliction, and sorrow.
40     He poureth contempt upon princes,
           
and causeth them to wander in the wilderness, where there is no way.
41     Yet setteth he the poor on high from affliction,
           
and maketh him families like a flock.
42     The righteous shall see it, and rejoice:
           
and all iniquity shall stop her mouth.
43     Whoso is wise, and will observe these things,
           
even they shall understand the loving-kindness of the LORD.
Also read Psalm 108 more and more to encourage your faith and hope.           
Posted: at 27-07-2012 02:25 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- SLOWFUCKRY at 27-07-2012 02:46 AM (10 years ago)
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OH patty i love you, no F.A.G, even queen Elizabeth, need all the collective writters of oxford dictionary around her, to understand that this your  thunderous grama, Means we are sad for the news.
Posted: at 27-07-2012 02:46 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- frank_f at 27-07-2012 02:51 AM (10 years ago)
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Blood just dey pump out from one of my nose as am reading this ...
                         Abeg make i go sleep before the blood go start rushing from my both nose...
Posted: at 27-07-2012 02:51 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mbaise1 at 27-07-2012 03:06 AM (10 years ago)
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His grammar is well understandably
Posted: at 27-07-2012 03:06 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Mmaduka at 27-07-2012 03:36 AM (10 years ago)
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Stupid man.. very useless to the society ...
Posted: at 27-07-2012 03:36 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Shydaimma at 27-07-2012 03:44 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: odefdave on 26-07-2012 11:02 PM
Grin Grin Grin Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Tongue Tongue Tongue Lips Sealed this guy go kill person oooo. All ghananians are mourning but bet you they will burst to laughter should they encounter this man...he is a joke!

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 27-07-2012 03:44 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mitaly002 at 27-07-2012 03:45 AM (10 years ago)
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Is just that nigerians re blind if not how can such person be in public office.. They should be using him for night of thousand laff
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- rivety at 27-07-2012 03:47 AM (10 years ago)
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If that is his way, pls tell him to kick it up.
But if it's a showup, pls tell him to mellow down 'cos showwww downnnn is imminent
Posted: at 27-07-2012 03:47 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- malvin2525 at 27-07-2012 03:57 AM (10 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 27-07-2012 03:57 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- papadip at 27-07-2012 04:32 AM (10 years ago)
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The English folks do not speak his language. Why is he labouring so hard to impress the Oyinbo people. He is deranged. I beg please make una call 911 for him for medical assistance. What is he trying to achieve? Ooops…! Maybe he is related to the queen of England. Yeh-Yeh Idiot.
Posted: at 27-07-2012 04:32 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omonaija10 at 27-07-2012 04:52 AM (10 years ago)
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LOL....BIG GRAMMER WITHOUT COMMUNICATING TO THE PEOPLE....NAIJA WE HAIL THE!!!....EVEN THE QUEEN SPEAKS SIMPLE AND CORRECT ENGLISH!
Posted: at 27-07-2012 04:52 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- aso4life1 at 27-07-2012 05:12 AM (10 years ago)
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Honorable, I hail ooo, you never repent? This your grammatolical fantasia is really conniving with the political terrain in Africa,I will surely meet you at Nigeria's political terminus. 

I wonder why this man never teach our first lady English?

Posted: at 27-07-2012 05:12 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- hisnameisjesus at 27-07-2012 05:38 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 27-07-2012 05:12 AM
Honorable, I hail ooo, you never repent? This your grammatolical fantasia is really conniving with the political terrain in Africa,I will surely meet you at Nigeria's political terminus. 

I wonder why this man never teach our first lady English?

can she learn fast???
Posted: at 27-07-2012 05:38 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- aso4life1 at 27-07-2012 05:40 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: hisnameisjesus on 27-07-2012 05:38 AM
can she learn fast???
Honorable can use cane very well oo, he might flog the first lady o

Posted: at 27-07-2012 05:40 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- hisnameisjesus at 27-07-2012 05:41 AM (10 years ago)
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namo dat quan non habt!! ( u can't give what u don't have)
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- hisnameisjesus at 27-07-2012 05:42 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 27-07-2012 05:40 AM
Honorable can use cane very well oo, he might flog the first lady o
cane?? on our first lady!!
Posted: at 27-07-2012 05:42 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- hisnameisjesus at 27-07-2012 05:45 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 27-07-2012 05:40 AM
Honorable can use cane very well oo, he might flog the first lady o
well she may send the first guy man of nija,  coz she will be so busy
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- etibaba at 27-07-2012 05:53 AM (10 years ago)
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if u feel patrick has spoken rubbish then u re daft & lack the spirit of assimilation bcos every grammer he speaks is correct & are in the right other.
When he was ask abt his grammer he confirm dat if he was told to stop using those grammers then he has been told to keep quiet bcos he has read & studied to an extent @which he is used to speaking such ginormous english so i c no reason y he cant freely live his lyf.

Posted: at 27-07-2012 05:53 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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