HOLY PARROTS

Date: 30-03-2009 3:26 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Abang Edward
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- at 30-03-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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A lady approaches her priest & tells him "Father, I av a problem. I
av two female talking parrots, but they only knw hw to say one
thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to av some
fun?'"
"dat's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I av a solution to ur
problem. Bring ur two female parrots over to my house & I will put
them wth my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray & read d
bible. My parrots will teach ur parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase & ur female parrots will learn d joys of praise &
worship."
"Thank u!" d woman responded.
The next day d woman brings her female parrots to d priest's house.
His two male parrots are holding d rosary beads & praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with d male parrots &
the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to av some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at d other male parrot & exclaims, "Put
the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"

Posted: at 30-03-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- omatseye at 30-03-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago)
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chie...funny...i stil dey roll 4 ground
Posted: at 30-03-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 30-03-2009 04:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Pls stand up o.Lol
Posted: at 30-03-2009 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 30-03-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Guy u don MARA o,
very NYFUN

Posted: at 30-03-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 30-03-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
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edwizzie, true true you kolo no be small.... Grin Grin Grin Grin
OMG, e don tey wey i dey expect dis kind joke, nna ehen, gun shoot for you..... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 30-03-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago)
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U b Police wey dey roger 4 road ds 1 wey u GUN SHOOT@ kriz

Posted: at 30-03-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 30-03-2009 07:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Tanx y'all
Posted: at 30-03-2009 07:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- degreatest2 at 30-03-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Ed, 253 gbosas for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oya lets go, Gbosa, Gbosa, Gbosa, Gbosa, Gbosa etc etc etc etc etc etc etc............................................
Posted: at 30-03-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 30-03-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago)
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@degreatest.Tanx man.
Posted: at 30-03-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 30-03-2009 07:55 PM (15 years ago)
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dis guy wan kill person with laugh!!!abeg u 3 much!!!
Posted: at 30-03-2009 07:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 30-03-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago)
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@Federico.Tanx.
Posted: at 30-03-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 30-03-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on 30-03-2009 03:26 PM
A lady approaches her priest & tells him "Father, I av a problem. I
av two female talking parrots, but they only knw hw to say one
thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to av some
fun?'"
"dat's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I av a solution to ur
problem. Bring ur two female parrots over to my house & I will put
them wth my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray & read d
bible. My parrots will teach ur parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase & ur female parrots will learn d joys of praise &
worship."
"Thank u!" d woman responded.
The next day d woman brings her female parrots to d priest's house.
His two male parrots are holding d rosary beads & praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with d male parrots &
the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to av some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at d other male parrot & exclaims, "Put
the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"

cool

Posted: at 30-03-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Edwizzie at 30-03-2009 08:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Tanx
Posted: at 30-03-2009 08:54 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- degreatest2 at 30-03-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on 30-03-2009 08:54 PM
Tanx
Go collect ur award from sillyjoker!
Posted: at 30-03-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 30-03-2009 09:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol...On ma way.
Posted: at 30-03-2009 09:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- degreatest2 at 30-03-2009 09:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on 30-03-2009 09:48 PM
Lol...On ma way.
greet am when u reach! no begin talk another thing wey we no send u oh! or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 30-03-2009 09:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 30-03-2009 10:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok i won't do something else sorry i mean i won't say something else unless...
Posted: at 30-03-2009 10:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- degreatest2 at 30-03-2009 10:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on 30-03-2009 10:03 PM
Ok i won't do something else sorry i mean i won't say something else unless...
unless wetin? we dey talk about make u no talk sumthing else, u don dey talk say u no go do........ abi u need agbo ni? carry ur time wellu welu oh!
Posted: at 30-03-2009 10:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NeutralGuy at 30-03-2009 10:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Hey Dude....i dey salute you jo,FILE!!!!! Don't touch it Jo,Ogbono Fele Fele...Edwizzie Broad,you dey hot like fire...I go invite you come our youth program me where i go pirate your joke,no worry,go ask my pastor make him stand up and leave his seat for you as VIP concern,I dey feel you Broda
  Kip it up!!!!!!!
Posted: at 30-03-2009 10:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-03-2009 11:43 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL....mehn u too much;D
Posted: at 30-03-2009 11:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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